I saw a thread like this on the first ace ventura board but i didn't see it on here.. obviously the rhino part is the most talked about scene here I think, but what are some of your favorite little moments?
to start off was the part when they had ace caught in the room and he jumps on the floor and yells "quick, hit the lights" to that other guy who just stands there. the way he was rolling around and yelling then finally just gives up and says "FINNEE!" lol
nothin beats the projecter room scene
shareaww, yeah. i like that one too.
shareyeah that scene had me laughing my @$$ off.. Some scenes in the movie were so over the top that it was annoying imo.. like the scene where ace had to fight that weird little guy (played by tommy davidson).
"nothin beats the projecter room scene"
agreed. i do the high ho silver away thing all the time (he did it in a deleted scene in bruce almighty too (with the car "aww, all this horsepower and no room to gallop!")
i also do the "canadian moose during mating season, and now...a yak....YAAAAAAAAAAKKKKK!!" alot (complete with rolled up magazine)
"do i have something in my teef?"
"excuse me, your balls are showing, bumblebee toona" (ok im aussie and i wrote it phonetically how yanks and canuks say it)
"die devil bird!"
"earthquake test!"
i use "like a glove!" alot in everyday life, actually i use "gravy" at least 3 times a day if not more (ie if i ask someone a question and they answer what i want to hear i say "gravy, ok")
"Cadby, from the consulate right? Wow! This is weird"
"DAMN I'M GOOD, CAN YOU FEEL THAT HUH? CAN YOU FEEL IT CAPTAIN COMPOST!" have that as a message tone for my mobile phone :D
dude i just need to quote the whole movie, i love it and have done for years, my friend in high school used to walk past each other between classes and yell lines at each other (he was in the yr below me and as such not in any of my classes) and still leave posts on each others facebooks with them.
"My nipples explode with delight!"
I like the part when the tribe leader threatens ace after ace steps on the sacred ground in the bat den...and when the tribe leader isnt looking ace keeps jumping on it
Every living creature on earth dies alone
"excuse me sir, your balls are showing"
i almost got kicked outta the theater when I heard that line
"we aint gotta dream no more man"
"i will slip amongst them like a transparent..... thinggg.."
shareFunniest part for sure is when Ace is driving along a seemingly bumpy road, but when the camera zooms out, it's just him jumping around in his car while driving on a highway. Gets me everytime.
shareDriving through the jungle singing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang....lol
or dancing around with a spear in each leg.
Haha,
I love it when he is saying to everyone "bumblebee tuna" then leans in to one guy and whispers "your balls are showing... bumblebee tuna!"
That is probably one of my favorites. I started cracking up just reading it. I just love the comment, and then he bounces back up and keeps going.
"Zombies, man. They creep me out."
agreed everytime I see it I still die laughing
shareHahaha!
sharewhen he was licking that Gwano bowl lol
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Funniest part for sure is when Ace is driving along a seemingly bumpy road, but when the camera zooms out, it's just him jumping around in his car while driving on a highway. Gets me everytime.
Another good bit is when he's in the cave and throwing the stuff he needs at the bats.
'All I really need is my torch...Devil bat!'
Mouldyman just nailed it. The cave scene is absolutely my favorite part of the whole movie.
"Get back you winged spawn of Satan!"
SHIKAKA!
ahahaha, that part was incredible!
And I LOVED the crocidile wrestling!!!
"Stop hitting yourself!...Quit hitting yourself!" ahahahahhahahahaa
gets me everytime..
thewesman, there IS going to be a third movie!!!!!! Except apparently Jim Carrey isn't in it....
"You guys are wack!"
"Wiggety-wack?"
"No, just the regular kind..."
R-M/Hitwoman <3
I love the bit where ace is in the tibetan temple and is sat with all the animals around him. that whole scene is really funny! especially when greenwall tries to wrouse him from his trance and suddenly ace barks at him, then says, "i must appologise" - classic!!!
greenwall: let me introduce myself, my name is fulton greenwall and i was sent here to employ your service in the retrieval of a lost animal. Now can you help us?
ace: your request is not unlike you lower-intestine; stinky and loaded with danager!
The first time he goes to the consulate. All of that is great, but the best part is at the little party. "And YOU must be the Monopoly Guy! .....thanks for the free parking."
"Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200."
I can't believe nobody has mentioned the scene where he has all the darts stuck in him! My whole family LOST it when he was running through the jungle, his arms flailing about.
Those movies were so hilarious. That should be a trilogy. Where's #3 Jim?!?
Here's how the movie ends...Names of the cast and crew scroll up the screen.
who's a boo, who's a doo boo, who's a doo boo doo boo, lol
shareAfter he goes over the waterfall, he pops his head out from under the water and shouts, "I'M ALIVE!", then an alligator slowly surfaces next to him.
His head-jerk reaction and the ensuing wrestling match is my favorite bit.
You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.
let me guess........ white devil, white devil..........
shareFunny, that's my specialty!
I will move among them like a transparent......thing!
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When the tribal leader yells in his face.
Ace:You know... gingivitus is the number one cause of all tooth decay.
Leader:Equinchi Ocha!
Ace:what dose "Equinchi Ocha" mean?
Trans: It means white devil.
Ace:well tell them I'm not.
Trans:I just met you how do I know?
Leader: Equinci Ocha! Equinci Ocha!
Trans: He said-
Ace: Let me guess. White devil! White devil!?
Trans: you speak watchooto?
ROFL!
How about the man that translates everything ace says wrong. "I am a princess" "I've come to fight so go to hell" lol.
share"Hold on little buddy! I gotcha! I think I gotcha... Mmmm, maybe not. You're slipping."
"Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!--"
"Is something wrong?"
"Of course not. This is a lovely room of death. Take care now, bye bye then."
[insert signature here]
After he goes over the waterfall, he pops his head out from under the water and shouts, "I'M ALIVE!", then an alligator slowly surfaces next to him.
His head-jerk reaction and the ensuing wrestling match is my favorite bit
"Hey! Thanks for the free parking."
shareAce: "This fruit paste is delicious...and the plattery is lovely."
Ouida: "It made from guano"
Ace: Guuuuano...that sounds so familiar" *licks plate*
Greenwall: "Bat droppings"
Ace: *gagging*
Laughed all the way
"It depends on how fast you drive."
Team Edward
Cullenist
T~O
"Yes, I have one right here. It's bulky, but I consider it a carry-on."
"Heeeey. I'm the loogey guy, remember?"
"I am now a holy man. I think of women as the mothers of our children. They are a sanctuary for the reproductive organs. A temple to house the miracle of procreation. Do you have a dollar?"
"I couldn't help but notice that you called me White Devil."
"This how they know you."
"Cadby, from the consulate right? Wow! This is weird."
The whole film makes me howl everytime I see it, and I quote it daily! Great film!
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Get the damn screwdriver OUT OF MY HEAD!!
"I am Holy...Holy...Good thoughts in bad thoughts out...*indestinguisable babble while jerking head around."
"It depends on how fast you drive."
Team Edward
Cullenist
T~O
awww he wants to go off road!
absolutely lost it
One, and I mean only one out of the whole movie that I can choose. Dang thats hard but I have to say one that has not been put on here, the whole shikaka part. But I love the whole movie, I'd rather watch this then the first one.
Ace: Just what sort of bat are we talking about?
Fulton Greenwall: The Great White Bat, of course.
Ace: Corpus Kilochiroptera?
Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives... Shikaka.
[the Wachati chief and his son bow upon hearing the name]
Ace: Shikaka...
[they bow again]
Ace: Shikaka!
[they bow again]
Ace: Shikasha!
[they begin to bow, but stop]
Ace: Ohhh! Shishkebab.
[they almost bow]
Ace: Shawshank Redemption.
[they almost bow]
Ace: ShicaaaaGO!
[the chief bows]
Ace: You're outta there! Go on, I gotcha, you're out.
[the confused chief exits the hut]
"Everyone Loves A Slinky"
shareRight after he says "And you must be the Monopoly guy!" They call him anactivist and he goes" Activist...activist...and does that sarcastic laugh with that face he makes"
always cracks me up
"we aint gotta dream no more man"
"aw! nobody wants to play with me!"
"three darts is tooo much!"
"thats what you slipped in! thats what was on your shoe! and that explains the abrasion on your palm!"
"i'll have you know that i have the reflexes of a cat, and the speed of a mongoose. throw it!"
"take that you wing-ed spawn of satan!" "die devil bird!"
those are just a few of my faves...haha
on friday night, a comedian died in new york. somebody knows why. down there...somebody knows
When the slinky stops before it gets to the ground. "It was right there! Just one more time" to the english man.
The English man goes "We have to leave or we might miss our flight"
Ace goes "Fine, let's do all the things that YOU wanna do!"
"They're in my hair, they're in my hair"