Best line


I loved the part where they're in the car

Rocky: Don't worry, I think I'm getting the hang of this
*backs up into a tree*
All: Rocky!
Rocky: What? That tree came out of nowhere
Colt: Yeah maybe 100 years ago
*Rocky tries it again*
All: Garbage Cans!
*crash into the garbage cans*
Rocky: I saw that one, honestly I did!
Colt: Next time try to see it, before you hit it.

I loved that interaction,(I think that's how it went) or the one by Tum Tum

Do you think buses run out here?

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my favorite was when Colt said:

take the ladder you moron!



I also like the part when Colt and Tum Tum were fighting those guys with the pizza's in one hand and Rocky is completely oblivious until some guy walks into him and he trips the dude and says "dude, who taught you how to walk!"

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Or, when Grandpa is talking about the flowers.

"Do they speak English?"
-Colt

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I know I put this quote in another post, but I need to add it again here

Tum Tum: What is this? mercedes benz?
Colt: It means peace, pizza brain
Tum Tum: Peas? I hate peas..

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My favorite line is :

a mercener : "Kids don't belong here, go!"

Colt : " And gorillas belong in a zoo!"

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haha!! i love all those parts!! here are some more that just cracked me so much!


---heres the part at the end when they are talking...haha
Tum Tum: You going to kiss her?
Colt: Who?
Tum Tum: Jo.
Colt: No.
Rocky: Yes, you are!
Rocky and Tum Tum: COLT'S GONNA KISS JO! COLT'S GONNA KISS JO! COLT'S GONNA KISS JO! COLT'S GONNA KISS JO!
Colt: You guys! Cut it out! Okay, okay, maybe I am.
Rocky and Tum Tum: What?


---..i was cracking up so much at this
Tum Tum: I dont wanna die! I never even hit puberty yet!

---this one too..still cracking up here...
Colt: Tum Tum, fasten your seatbelt and start praying!

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i'd have to say the best line is the ever going "aiya" that you hear about 30 times per minute

Did you pay the gas bill?
Do you realize what you've done?!

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when they put the paint on thier faces:

(tum tum has peace sign on his forehead)
tum tum: what is this, mercedez benz?
rocky: it means peace pizza brain
tum tum: peas? i hate peas.

i also like the part when tum tum is like praying that he'll eat vegetables if he can make it out of the car alive while rocky is driving it.

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Mine is when rocky says :Does it matter you can't count pass one anyone way"
Also did anyone notice that Rocky was about to say the F word at the Pizza parlor after rocky yells at Colt to stop fighting he says "Colt what the f" then steps on the guy.


Colt: Oh sure, Rocky, we gonna go make the friendly door open?

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Almost all of mine have already been mentioned but I liked when Grandpa is talking about the flowers and Tum Tum says "You mean stand up in dirt and smell good?"

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...kids from Hell MAN!.It was a cheesy line from the villains but the way he said it sounded really funny.

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Was when Colt was coming out of the house and Grandpa throws an egg on him, and he was fail to catch it, then he says " Thanks Grandpa i really needed that!" I was like "PHooooooowwwhahahahaha"

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rocky in pizza parlor: dude who taught you how to walk?!

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