Two that come to mind
"Don't count your weasels before they've popped dink"
"YULE TIDE!"
"I don't believe in sh*t, until sh*t happens." - Bernie Mac
my personal favorite comes from the first episode. "gravity is a harsh mistress"
"Money? Money doesn't put fish on the table. FISH puts fish on the table!"
shareMy two favorite quotes are from the same episode, name unknown. They both have become inside jokes in our household, and my wife and I use them in conversation to this day!
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Arthur: These footprints. I've seen them before in the Natural History Museum. Oh c'mon, uh...(tries to remember) Mega?.. Mega? Mega?...
Tick: Whoa! Sounds big.
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(as Monkey materializes...)
Tick: ARTHUR! Monkey outta NOWHERE!
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The episode was titled "The Tick versus Pre-History".
The "monkey outta nowhere" quote is the best line from a series of completely amazing lines.
- "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"
"I'm going to call you speak because you can speak!" Tick
"I can taste the floor!" Arthur
"HEY!?!?!" "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!"
Spooooon!
sanity is a one trick pony, the one trick is, positive thinging.. but when your good and CRAZY!!!! THE SKYS THE LIMITS!
share"Even though today was the worst day of my life I learned many things. 1. the world looks alot different when your three inches tall and covered in blue feathers. B. Two heads are not better than one and thirdly you can lay and egg and still feel like a man." arms raise and egg flys
*splat*
" My baby.......mmmm Chocolate, ANYBODY WANT SOME!"
" ew tick. ah, no" comments from arthur, sea urchin and american maid.
"Dweeee dom, dum dum dum dweee dow..."
".......Susan."
" oh now your just doing it on purpose."
"Look," said Arthur, "would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"
"So he said 'You wanna be bad baby?'"
"And I said 'Yea baby, I want to be bad...BAD IS GOOD, DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT, WE'RE MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT WITH LUMPS!'"
"One of these days baby, Milkshake BOOOOOOOOM!"
"Evil is just plain BAD! You don't cotton to it; you gotta smack in the nose with the rolled up newspaper of goodness! BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"
"So he says to me, 'You got legs baby, you're everywhere...YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!'"
"Destiny's powerful hand has made the bed of my future, and it's up to me to lie in it. I am destined to be a superhero. To right wrongs, and to pound two-fisted justice into the hearts of evildoers everywhere. And you don't fight destiny. No sir. And, you don't eat crackers in the bed of your future, or you get all... scratchy."
Only one I can remember off-hand,
Robotic Santa : "Ho, ho, ho, buy some more. Ho, ho, ho, buy some more."
And why do little blue men hit me with fish
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