My version of the SuperS arc

As it is, this arc sucks. But if I can help it, it'll look like your average everyday Hollywood blockbuster (made in Italy and Spain). Here's my idea of a retooling.

After failing yet ANOTHER test, Usagi is forced to fake her own death in order to avoid getting kicked out of the Tsukino house yet AGAIN. (Of course, it was Naru Osaka who came up with the idea of faking Usagi's death) Meanwhile, Usagi gets involved with a gang called "Carrera de Muerte" (Spanish for Run of Death), which is soon jumped by a mysterious nude man who calls himself Pegasus (although he and Usagi don't recognize each other at first). After Pegasus kills a gangster nicknamed "Switchblade" and stealing his clothes, another nude man who goes by the code name "Tiger Eye" and who works for an evil organization called "Amazon Trio" (operated by an evil witch named Zirconia), kills a nearby police officer and steals HIS clothes. He then fires at Usagi as she throws flowers into Tokyo Bay in honor of Haruka Teno's late mother. Suddenly (although Usagi doesn't recognize her), Haruka shows up while posing as another gangster and engages in a shootout against Tiger Eye, buying Usagi enough time to escape. Usagi, after stumbling into a junkyard, commandeers a Vespa slated for crushing and heads for Hokkaido. Frustrated, Tiger Eye sends one of his servants to Hokkaido to terminate Usagi. This results in a high-speed car chase all the way to a construction site on a mountain, and the henchman sent to kill Usagi crashes into a ravine, and his car burns up. When a construction worker asks what happened, Usagi jokes, "I think he was on his way to a funeral." (Reference to Dr. No, where James Bond says something similar) The next day, Tiger Eye tries again, and this time he would have succeeded in terminating Usagi if Pegasus, who now recognized her, hadn't taken her into a safe spot. Another car chase ensues, and Usagi uses Hammerspace to pull out a stick of dynamite labeled "EXPLOSIVO", throwing it towards the police car driven by Tiger Eye. He quickly escapes, leaving the car to blow up. Quickly, Pegasus tells Usagi that she's been "targeted for termination" by a criminal organization called "Amazon Trio" and that the reason was so that the organization can control the world. After he gives her the details, Usagi agrees to get back into action and become Sailor Moon once again. Pegasus then gives her an item she can use to secure her upgrade to Super Sailor Moon. Usagi then hurries over to Cherry Hill Temple and there plans her battle strategy with Ami, Rei, Makoto, Minako, Chibiusa, Luna, and Artemis. Soon, Luna and Artemis's daughter, Diana, comes in, much to the chagrin of Artemis (who thinks Luna cheated on him!). They decide to meet at the dance school, where another assassin, code named "Fish Eye", is already waiting for the heads of Ami, Rei, Makoto, and Minako! Fish Eye, though, is now posing as a female student at the school. It's in this scene where Usagi and another student who is thrice as old as she is perform a hip-hop duet. Later, Fish Eye reveals himself to Usagi, who tries to transform but only manages to get as far as her powers (what happened to her trademark odango-atama hairstyle? Did she fail to show her face with that style? Is that what caused the transformation to malfunction?) being bestowed on her. That's when she battles Fish Eye, who is right now trying to run Ami through with his razor-sharp fingernails. Then, as Usagi joins up with another gang (this time called "Yellow Jackets"), she's betrayed by yet another assassin (code named "Hawk Eye") who's targeted Mamoru for termination. This assassin posed as a member of the Yellow Jackets to get closer to Usagi, and she soon realizes the truth: all three assassins were brainwashed! They never even wanted to kill anyone! Zirconia made them target the Sailor Senshi and Tuxedo Kamen for termination! THAT is when Zirconia comes in to fight Usagi. However, Haruka (this time wearing a Yellow Jackets-style outfit) fires a flare gun Zirconia's direction. Zirconia tells Usagi, whose attempt to fully transform is once again thwarted partially like last time (this time by another flare gun shot from Haruka toward Zirconia, which cuts off Usagi before she can say, "MAKE UP!"), that the Amazon Trio have only a few more hours before they revert to their animal forms from which they were codenamed. As Super Sailor Moon tries to snap the three assassins out of their brainwashing, she soon realizes that it may be too late for the three of them. Haruka mentions (about the botched transformation), "It's happened to me twice!" as she tries to hold off Zirconia with her flare gun to buy Super Sailor Moon and the other Sailor Senshi enough time to turn the assassins to their side. They succeed, but as the assassins turn on Zirconia (who is done in by 5 shots from each gun), they soon die and revert to their animal forms. Haruka walks over to where the three assassins were lying dead and makes the sign of the cross as she walks by the bodies. Soon, they are resurrected by a blinding light, and they become normal humans. Usagi, Ami, Rei, Makoto, and Minako thought they had cleared up another problem, but soon, another gang of assassins, this time led by Nehelenia and called "Amazoness Quartet", shows up. Their targets? CereCere wants Rei's head, while JunJun has targeted Makoto for termination. VesVes has marked Minako for assassination, and PallaPalla wants to do Ami in. Only problem is, Super Sailor Moon is in their way. However, if Super Sailor Moon and the other Sailor Senshi (plus Haruka Teno, who pops up from time to time to hold off an attack with a vast variety of guns, including a bazooka, a machine gun, and a Smith and Wesson revolver) think they can mushroom their way out of this assassin squad, it means that she's aiming for a lot of trouble. Even Super Sailor Moon can't avoid an enemy brainwashing, and in the final battle, which features Haruka with another revolver (her favorite type, a Beretta), PallaPalla brainwashes her into trying to kill Sailor Mercury! And she would've succeeded, too, if Haruka hadn't fired her revolver to return Super Sailor Moon to their side. Haruka warns the four female assassins, "Don't be fooled! Yes, Nehelenia did give you eternal life, but the price was your virtue! Nehelenia has tricked you four! If you thought she was acting for your own good, you're wrong!" Hearing this, CereCere, JunJun, VesVes, and PallaPalla turn on Nehelenia, but as they try to assassinate their former leader, she traps herself in her own mirror prison as a last resort. Afterward, one week later, Usagi and the others happen to have a run-in with PallaPalla, who tells them, "Don't move!" and holds them at gunpoint, but she lowers her blaster and tells about all the cool stuff she and her friends CereCere, JunJun, and VesVes were involved in after the strange events that had occured...

Meanwhile, Nehelenia swears revenge on the Sailor Senshi while devising a way to get out of her mirror prison...

At the end, after Nehelenia swears her revenge, we cut back to PallaPalla and Usagi. PallaPalla tells Usagi, "Look yonder! There be a storm coming hither!" Usagi coolly says, "I know," and walks into a rather stormy sunset as ominous music plays (a la The Terminator).

>:(
"Are you trying to say "capisce"? Because it hurts my ears the way you say it."