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Make your own answers to are you pondering what I'm pondering

posted 17 years ago by ilmatt
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There already is a thread to post your favorite Pinky answeres from the show to Brain's question "Are you pondering what I'm pondering", but I thought it might be cool to make your own answers. Almost a decade has passed since the show last aired and with all that has happened in the last few years I thought it might be funny to post more current answers to that question. They could be political, from the entertainment world, or just plain crazy. Have fun. Here are my submissions-

I think so Brain, but who would buy a DVD of Kevin Federline dancing the Macarena?

I think so Brain, but where are we going to find a famous singer willing to jump in a pool of cheese whiz?

I think so Brain, but isn't Willy Wonka and Captain Jack Sparrow the same guy?

I think so Brain, but how am I going to pass as the third Hilton Sister?

I think so Brain, but why would Homer Simpson do a guest spot on "Family Guy"?

I think so Brain, but if we force cows and pigeons to mate won't we need bigger windshield wippers?

I think so Brain, but forcing that kid who sees dead people to spend the night at Michael Jackson's House doesn't seem safe at all.

and my personal favorite,
I think so Brain, but who would invade Iraq if they didn't have an exit strategy?

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[–] AlanaSmithee 17 years ago

"I think so brain, but how are we going to get Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell to run in a three-legged race?" "What is a Regis Philbin?" (Pinky and the Brain)

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[–] mrx13-1 17 years ago

I think so Brain, but I don't think that it's legal to do that to cats.

Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey

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[–] MetFanMac 17 years ago

I think so, Brain, but aren't bananas usually yellow anyway?

I think so, Brain, but doesn't that make Jack Sprat a diabetic?

I think so, Brain, but who could possibly mistake us for WNBA players?

Supermodels...spoiled stupid little stick figures mit poofy lips who sink only about zemselves.

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[–] SiPayn 17 years ago

AYPWIP, Pinky?

I think so Brain, but hasn't someone else already invaded Iraq and taken their WMDs?

I think so Brain, but who can tell the difference between a chimp and Dubya?

I think so Brain, but wasn't Dick Cheney that werewolf actor?

I think so Brain, but I don't think Jennifer Lopez with pose with an computerised walrus....

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste......

[–] MagicMidtown 17 years ago

I think so Brain, but has anyone really seen a partridge in a pear tree?

I think so Brain, but wouldn't a fly without wings be called a "walk"?

I think so Brain, but didn't Yakko already about the Nations of the World?

I think so Brain, but if the world were made of cheese, would sausages have hair?

I think so Brain, but I thought that the Milky Way was where all those candy bars came from...

I think so Brain, but wouldn't it be easier to take a cruise ship to Hawaii?

I think so Brain, but it took me forever last time to get into those leather pants...

I think so Brain, but I don't think that hair tonic makes good ice cream topping...

I think so Brain, but I thought that Donald Trump's hair was an endangered species...

I think so Brain, but where are we going to find three barnacles, five chimpanzees, four thousand paper clips, and a banana cream pie at this time of night?

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[–] darth_buble 17 years ago

Haha, that one's really good. Actually, all of them are, but the MacGyver one and the Willy Wonka/Jack Sparrow one made me laugh really hard...

I think so Brain, but are we allowed to do that anymore? TV is different now.

I think so Brain, but... no, actually, it might work! Brilliant! Narf!

I think so Brain, but we've already tried that.

I think so Brain, but why would Luke Skywalker want to talk to us? (let me know if you get the joke)

I think so Brain, but where will we find dental 'grills' our size?

I think so Brain, but reality TV is a hard business to break into; not just anyone can do it, you know. -blank stare from the Brain-

[–] Das_Porchmeister 17 years ago

I think so Brain, But isn't Harry Potter Brittish?

It's about living with yourself forever: Team Teague

[–] midgar7 17 years ago

I Think So Brain but If all the raindrops were lemon rines and gum drops wouldn't the dentists be rich?

I think so brain but where are we gonna find a barber that would touch donald trump?

I think so brain but isn't that what tea cups are for?

I think so brain but wouldnt they need to call it the sugar islands?

I think so brain but if we lived in an ice cream cake wouldn't our house melt in the summer?

I think so brain but Bob Dylan can hardly speak anymore.

I think so brain but who needs a tiny music box that fits in your pocket?

I think so brain but How can we get people to like fred durst?

I think so brain, but isnt an eggnog best served with a side of bacon nog?

I think so brain but Didn't Rush limbaugh already try that?

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[–] TheTool 16 years ago

I think so Brain, but how are we going to get Keenan and Kel back together?

I think so Brain, but if Spam is spiced ham then is a spear just spiced ear?

[–] pgrass13 16 years ago

I think so Brakn but if hamburgers re people from Hamburg are Cheeseburgers people from Cheeseburg?

Same thing we do every night try to take over the world

[–] shiningrockstar 11 years ago

Not bad, check these out!

I think so, Brain, but Cinderella would be kicked off the soccer team for running away from the ball.

I think so, Brain, but what if the gazelle won't wear the petticoat skirt?

I think so, Brain, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he could chuck wood?

I think so, Brain, but does the rain in Spain really stay mainly on the plain?

I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the neon leggings on the ostrich.

I think so, Brain...Narf! But if Charlie Bucket found a silver ticket, he wouldn't have a chance to go to the chocolate factory.

I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize the whole entire score of the HMS Pinafore in Japanese.

I think so, Brain, but how long can you hold your breath when you're under the sea in the octopus' garden?

I think so, Brain, but how will we teach an antelope to speak Swahili?

I think so, Brain, but Justin Bieber? Is he related to the rodent family?

I think so Brain, but if they called them 'Sad Holidays', nobody would celebrate them.

[–] sarah_collinsondean 17 years ago

... I think so Brain, but why would Britney shave just Her head?
I would shave EVERYTHING HAHAHAHA NARF!

[–] bubblegumbomb 17 years ago

I think so Brain, but don't you think the balloons we have are already big enough?

[–] ABrowncoat 16 years ago

I think so Brain, but I think they only let BUNNIES into that mansion...

I think so Brain, but the turtles that live there are ninja's...

I think so Brain, if zombies can run, why don't they have their own olympics?

I think so Brain....*blank stare*

I think so Brain, but we'd have to get our hands as warm as our mouths...

I think so Brain, but some people might get offended if we attend the million mouse march...[this was the edit, I misspelled million]

I think so Brain, but that's MYspace!

I think so Brain, now all we need is a box of rubbers...
*Brain gives him an odd look*
*Pinky pulls out a box of rubber gloves, puts one over his head, and attempts to blow it up with his nose*
*Brain slaps himself in the head, and then smacks Pinky*

Finally;
I think so Brain, but we already DID an episode about that...

[–] shiningrockstar 11 years ago

Pretty good one if you ask me!

...Um, I think so, Brain, Narf! But what of the chimpanzee won't wear the hoop-skirt?

I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the knickers.

I think so, Brain, but...snakes give me the heebie-jeebies. (Shudders in fear)

[–] Semi-bluff 16 years ago

I think so Brain, but isn't Joan Collins too old to remake Shirley Temple movies?

http://www.aspergersyndrome.org/ I have this form of autism

[–] Lonely_Pilgrim_Squid 16 years ago

I think so Brain, but what did we ever do to his goat?

Narf!

[–] DelGriffith53 16 years ago

"I think so Brain, but why does the lady wants the beef?"

"I think so Brain, but why do they call the show "Lost" if all the characters found their luggage on the island?"

"Shop smart...shop S-MART"

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[–] prodigylover 16 years ago

"I think so Brain, but if 'His name is Robert Paulsen' then who does my voice?"

"I think so Brain, but really...a Prius?"

"I think so Brain, but isn't it dangerous to catch a tiger by the toe?"

"I think so Brain, but isn't the horse's name Tuesday?"

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[–] LynetteScavo 16 years ago

I think so Brain, but pigs only speak Latin.

* I think so Brain, but wouldn't somebody notice if all of the Apples had two bites?

I think so Brain, but where are we going to find a cell phone that big?

* I think so Brain, but that's only legal in California and Massachusetts.

* I think so Brain, but how are we going to get George to make the rest of them?

I think so Brain, but they might eat us on Survivor.

* I think so Brain, but I am too tall and besides, Dr. Evil already has a Mini-Me.

* I think so Brain, but if we follow Willard, our eyes will turn red.

* I think so Brain, but it's impossible to get a reservation at La Ratatouille on a Saturday night.

I think so Brain, but Brad Pitt isn't available to play me in the live-action movie.

* I think so Brain, but they might shove us into someone's mouth if they catch us at the Bada Bing.

* I think so Brain, but rats with wings only live in Australia.

* I think so Brain, but that stain on your dress still won't come out.

* I think so Brain, but who cut the LVAD? Seriously? Seriously.

I think so Brain, but ER is still taking that time slot.

* I think so Brain, but where are we going to find a miniature Hungarian Horntail?

* I think so Brain, but where are we going to find a ship that sails on the sand?

(Extra points for naming the pop-culture reference in the starred ones...)

"But why is the rum gone?!?"

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[–] gobier182 16 years ago

I think so Brain, but how are we going to get two tons of nucular explosives, five rabbits, Osama Bin Laden, Dick Cheney, and all of Ohio right over the Pacific Ocean and then have aliens get metal clubs and smack them over the head with the clubs in one extraterrestrial?

[–] gdmcnaughton 14 years ago

I think so Brain, but no one would ever mistake us for Scott Bakula and Dean Stockwell.

I think so Brain, but Dean Stockwell and Lucy Lawless have already tried that, twice.

I think so Brain, but wouldn't "Deal or No Deal" be easier?

I think so Brain, but isn't Obama already doing that?

I think so Brain, but this time you get to be the sidekick.

I think so Brain, but if the Cylons returned, wouldn't they be friendly this time?

I think so Brain, but Vince McMahon would never give us a shot at the WWE Unified Tag-Team Championship.

[–] RaceBannonPence 14 years ago

I think so Brain, but if he's bringing home the bacon, who's bringing home the biscuits?

I think so Brain, but wouldn't that require 1.21 gigawatts of electricty in order for it to succeed?

I think so Brain, but if he's having a nervous breakdown, and she's having a nervous breakdown, what are we having on the menu?

I think so Brain, but didn't the Nostalgia Critic already critize Montey from Captain Planet?

I think so Brain, but what would we do baby without love? Cha la la la!

[–] DelGriffith53 14 years ago

I think so Brain, but when will Hulk Hogan transform back into Bill Bixby?

"Real wrath of God type stuff...."

[–] Mightyzebra 12 years ago

I think so Brain, but I wouldn't find myself at Madame Tussauds, would I?

Sure Brain, but how would the Audience know better than I, the answers in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

I think so Brain, but holy holey banana milkshake sounds religious.

I think so Brain, but Phar Fig Newton doesn't ride for the Ascot races.

I think so Brain, but has Justin Bieber ever managed to be manly?

I think so Brain, but I can't imagine Morgan Freeman replacing Eddie Murphy as Donkey.

I think so Brain, but Dimebag Darrell might as well be alive for all the love there is for him.

I think so Brain, but I don't think I could keep a pet dog if we're out taking over the world all the time.

[–] millenniumf 12 years ago

I think so Brain, but where are we going to get 200 pounds of marmalade and a bread making machine at this time of night?

I think so Brain, but how are we going to get David Hasselhoff to sing "Happy Birthday" to you in the middle of Winter?

I think so Brain, but do I really have to dress in drag?

I think so Brain, but I don't really think the New Kirk is better than the old one.

[–] Mindwinter_Gates 12 years ago

I think so Brain... But if nightmares are so scary, wouldn't nighstallions be worse?

I think so Brain... But underage schoolgirls kissing in the rain? I think I've seen that before.

I think so Brain... But wouldn't mister president be very angry, If you ate the last watermelon?

I think so Brain... But wouldn't “Hugehard” be a better name for such a company?

I think so Brain... But it is you who resemble Ron Jeremy more.

I think so Brain... But if it was called “dumbstep” would it be still popular?

I think so Brain... But why does Madonna look younger than me?

I think so Brain... But why does Lady GaGa want me to poke her face?

I think so Brain... But If a redhead works at bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?

I think so Brain... But if Rebecca is Black, why doesn't she rap?

I think so Brain... But I still want to have another baby.

I think so Brain... But if Apple will copyright an “iThink” gagdet, won't I be prohibited to use my catchphrase?

I think so Brain... But Tom cruise is much too short to join our show.

I think so Brain... But I'll better drink my own liquid excretory product .

I think so Brain... But what did you mean when you've said that you're afraid of Mousey Galore's her peace? Isn't peace a good thing?

I think so Brain... But what if people will discover that you're already ruling the world?

And the last one, which I blatantly copied from other forum :

I think so Brain... But why would they put that girl from "Tiny Toon Adventures" on our show?

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My word, man! Don't you know your quantum statistics?!

[–] Calick 12 years ago

I think so Brain, but wouldn't we need a female mouse for that to be remotely interesting?

I think so Brain, but didn't the Simpsons do that already?

I think so Brain, but isn't brain surgery a little too extreme for a cough?

I think so Brain, but can't we just simply walk into Mordor?

I think so Brain, but I don't think Scissor Sisters is a shampoo brand.

[–] pgrass13 12 years ago

I think so Brain but if Hamburgers come from Hamburg do Cheeseburgers come from Cheeseburg?
I think so Brain but shouldn't Illinois be pronounce Ill-in-Wah?
I think so Brain but if the opposite of pro is con shouldn't the opposite of progress be Congress?
I think so Brain but is there anything Chuck Norris can't do?
I think so Brain but Philosoraptor is stealing my style.
I think so Brain but I thought it was Peanut Butter Jelly time.
I think so Brain but wouldn't we need bulldozer for that?
I think so Brain but when does Orlando Bloom?
I think so Brain but if all the Rappers got in a room together wouldn't they freeze?
I think so Brain but O'Bamma sounds like an Irish name

Same thing we do every night try to take over the world

[–] pgrass13 11 years ago

I think so Brain but which one of us is the genius ans which one's insane?
I think so Brain but this time you let me take over the world.
I think so Brain but didn't Descarts say the same thing?
I think so Brain but when we are done can we eat it? NARF!
I think so Brain but will it blend?
I think so Brain but your plans have never worked before.
I think so Brain but this is a kid's show.
I think so Brain but was it the best of times or the worst of times?
I think so Brain but Tom Waits for what?

Same thing we do every night try to take over the world