lesbian song


Does anyone know where i can listen to the lesbian song that he sang u know the one where he says she dont like men shes a lesbian

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Didn't he have a cowboy hat on while singing that?

But to answer your question, no. I don't know of any good night stand downloads anywhere. I check kazaa once a month or so, just in case, but nothing ever comes up.

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yeah he had the cowboy hat on if i remember ive not seen that show in 5 years i really want that song

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Would this be it?

We wear Birkenstocks...lesbian
We drive pick-up trucks ...lesbian
Ev'ryone has an aunt who is...a lesbian
Oh yeah..lesbian

We don't eat red meant (except some of the time) ... lesbians
we like pocket knives ... lesbians
we own dogs that are part wolf ... lesbians
oh yes ... lesbians

here's a verse for all you non-lesbians out there ...

we wish we could be ... lesbians
we'd join a softball team ... lesbians
but we're not tough enough to be ... lesbians
benchwarmer ... lesbians

we throw solstice parties ... lesbians
we don't tip real well (ooo!) ... lesbians
[i forget this line]
oh yes ... lesssbiiiiiaaaaannnnsss!


The song was originally done by the comdey duo Dos Fallopia.

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no, that's not it. I specificly remember the song having the line "She don't like men, she's a lesbian. Wearing boots and a flannel shirt...."

I am the evil monkey what lives in your nuts :D :D :D :D :D

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I only remember the chorus:

She's a lesbian
And she's out there chasin' skirts
She's a lesbian
Wearin' boots and flannel shirts
She don't like men
She's a lesbian

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Wasn't that supposed to be about the host's ex-wife, who turned lesbian after divorcing him because he'd turned her off to men? I loved that song. The premise, the way they did it, was funny as well.

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"She's A Lesbian"

Artist: Dick Dietrick (Timothy Stack)

I once had a girl, but she left me all alone.
Now when I come home at night, it's to an empty home.
She said she hates that house, and how she'd like to bomb it.
And how the sight of me in bed, makes her want to vomit.

She's a lesbian (She's a lesbian)
And she's out there chasin' skirts.
She's a lesbian (She's a lesbian)
Wearin' boots and flannel shirts.
She don't like men,
She's a lesbian.

Oh my pretty wife's no more,
She now looks like a cowboy on the range.
It was during our honeymoon,
That she made the change.
I should have seen some signs before, life now ain't much fun.
You see when she ate hot dogs, she only ate the bun.

She's a lesbian (She's a lesbian)
And she's out there chasin' skirts.
She's a lesbian (She's a lesbian)
Wearin' boots and flannel shirts.
She don't like men,
She's a lesbian.

Folks I can't tell ya how much it hurts me,
My lovely wife is gone.
Her name used to be Colleen, now she wants to be called Robert.

She's a lesbian (everybody) (She's a lesbian)
And she's out there chasin' skirts.
She's a lesbian (She's a lesbian)
Oh Wearin' boots and flannel shirts.
She don't like men (She don't like men),
She's a lesbian.
Let me hear ya folks.
She don't like men (She don't like men),
She's a lesbian.
Give it to me one more time.
She don't like men (She don't like men),
She's a lesbian.

Colleen get off that Harley and come on home.

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I just posted it on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96hAjciUa64 Watch before they remove it.



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