Favourite Lines?


In no particular order.

"I'm in the streets!. I'm in the gutter!. It's been years since I've had bread and BUTTAAAR!"

"You bastards been shagging?!"

"Pair of sad bastards!"

"You Judif"

"Are you ripping the piss out of The Fury?"

"I don't want to suck it. So just let's have your bucket."

"Traitor!. You filthy, skunk pussy, bastard!"

"Nighty night then"

"Excuse me!, is that a turd on a string?!"

"How do you feel about Bread and Butter?"
"It's alright with a piece of cheese!"

"Who's flat is this anyway?. Who's phone is it?. Do you realise it's getting worn out with all these people ringing up for a shag with Mandy Wilkins!"
"I'm sorry nobody rings you, Matthew."
"I expect Brad "Freebird" Rivers rings him"

"Don't eat it all, Mate. MATE!"
"All right. All right. Selfish bastard!"

"Do you really think I'm Game On then, Matt?"
"Yeah. Definitely. If you really fancy knobbing a gorilla!"

This will do for now. I'll add some more later on.

"You put your faith in Odin and Thor. We put ours in Cannons and Whores."

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TEA, MARTIN!

Martin O'Neill's RED & WHITE Army!!

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"You stupid shagwit!"

"If he's you and your him. And your him and he's him. Am I still me?."

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Will she shag me? (pauses to look out of window at girl dashing away) Doubtful.

Martin, does a bear s**t in the woods?
I don't know, does he? I suppose if he was caught short he might do it in his fur.

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"Never explain.
Never apologise.
Never look back.
Game on."

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"What exactly do you mean by leaving these funny, stiff, stains on the guest towels?! I mean what exactly are they Matthew, eh?!"

"They're spunk Dad"

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