Candlejack
He's so aweso
shareQuit being silly, Candle Jack isn't re...
shareGuys, you can't say his name. If you say Candlejack he'll
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MovieChat Forums > Freakazoid! (1995) Discussion > Candlejack
Candlejack? I can't believe you guys are actua
shareI wonder if Candlejack is going to be on the DV
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"Scream."
It's me, your lovable dictator! Uh-oh. -Bender, Futurama
"The scariest thing in the world would be if they give Sinbad another TV show!"
Lol, oh so very true.
The scariest thing in the world would be if you went to watch your Freakazoid DVD and it wasn't there.
*pause*
*beat*
BECAUSE IT TURNED TO WOOOODDDD!!!!!
Candle Jack will only get you if you say his name out loud not if you ty...
shareYeah, but the thing is if you type Candle Jack's name on the internet you won't be able to finish your sentences for some re-
See?
Only thing to do is over the moon.
What a ridiculous line of jokes, nobody is buying the fact that you are typing Candle Jack and then vanishing into thi
"He's an ugly little spud, isn't he?"
"I think he can hear you, Ray."
I think I'm going to need more rope!
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Jesus Christ...I can't believe you're making this joke. This meme is so l
shareHey, where'd everybody go? Did Candle Jack take
Supermodels...spoiled stupid little stick figures mit poofy lips who sink only about zemselves.
I can't believe this. This whole Candlejack thing is just sill-
"Why am I stick and naked? Did I miss something fun?"
Fry from Futurama
Kinda makes you wonder how those kids in the episode heard about Candle Jack in the first place when you can't say his na
There's so much pressure to like monkeys.
The other day there was a huge thunderstorm over our neighborhood. My nephew Jack and I were inside watching TV when the power went out. My nephew was really scared to be in the dark (he's only 6). I told him not to be afraid, we'll get some light out of the emergency kit. He got it out of the closet and opened it. I saw what was in there and asked him to "pass me those matches and the candle, Jack." So he did and as I was getting ready to light it he
sharelol! Oh man, I really love everyone's commitment to this Candlejack jok
shareIsn't candlejack the guy with th
shareI remember yesterday i was playing with my dog Jack. Jack generally has a very good nose. He's just a smart dog overall but yesterday was an exception. I was going to have a romantic dinner with a neighbor girl so I wanted to set up some candles. I was really busy setting up dinner so I desperately told Jack to go get a candle. He runs out of the room and comes black holding a flashlight. He was wagging his tail and obviously very proud of himself and I told him that's a flashlight. I need a candle Jack and then he
"Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?"
Fry from Futurama
I just want to thank Candle Jack for clicking the reply button on all o
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