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Long Johns and Dinosaurs

posted 9 years ago by fourlemons
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Interesting facts I just learned in my 10-minute crash course on Freakazoid:

1.Freakazoid wears long underwear in public.
2.Freakazoid is not completely sane.
3.Stephen Spielberg was executive producer of this show.

So I have 2 questions:
1.The pajama pants I’m wearing right now are akin to long johns (except much more feminine and ultra stylish) and my sanity is debatable (sometimes), so if I were to go outside and walk around in my cul-de-sac like this right now, would Stephen Spielberg give me my own show?

2.Speaking of Stephen Spielberg, in Jurassic Park, why the heck did the rich guy put carnivores on that danged island??? If he'd just stuck to herbivores, they'd all still be there having fun and eatin' cotton candy with the Brontosauruses!

Thank you.


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[–] masstrip 9 years ago

Where am I? What is happening?

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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

I'm not sure, but it's kind of freaky. And zoidish.

So Massy, should I go walk around outside in my long johns like Freakazoid?



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[–] masstrip 9 years ago

Can you make zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz noises?

Oh, I bet you CAN!!!

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[–] YouMightRabbitYouMight 9 years ago

Are either of you an actual Freakazoid?


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[–] masstrip 9 years ago

Nope. But I really want to be.

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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

Are either of you an actual Freakazoid?


No, but I can touch my nose with my tongue.

Actually I can't. I lied.

But I can sing every word of Farmer in the Dell.



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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

It will not be long until I am zzzzzzzzzzzzzz'ing away. About this time of night my brain starts feeling as if a fog is settling in. Do the cockles of your brain ever get foggy?



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[–] masstrip 9 years ago

Are you questioning me on the operation (or lack thereof) of my braincockles?

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[–] snwgn1878 9 years ago

Miss Lemons, surely you must have wenches & or waifs to help
thee with your daily tasks ?

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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

Good evening snwgn. (Well, good morning to you.)

You're sounding awfully fancy tonight.



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[–] snwgn1878 9 years ago

Good night ( morning. ) Miss Lemons.


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[–] snwgn1878 9 years ago

Bonjour Madame Lemons.I think Spielberg would definitely arrange a similar show. What would he call it,
/ LemonZoid /PajamaZoid. ?

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[–] masstrip 9 years ago

...why not Zoidberg?

Also, good day to you.

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[–] snwgn1878 9 years ago

And a good day to you, Sir Massy of Strip .

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[–] YouMightRabbitYouMight 9 years ago

Mood music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2EsIBIfgJg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRo426va26I

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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

Well, since we're posting things about taking clothes off (which is as good a topic as any), here's a coub I made a while back that is relevant:

http://coub.com/view/7xhax



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[–] masstrip 9 years ago

Oh, are we stripping now?


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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

Might as well. I think my brain broke.


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[–] masstrip 9 years ago

I made this 'specially for the occasion tonight. Just goes to show how utterly confused I am:

http://coub.com/view/8311b

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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

I like Howard's purple suit in that video.

I also like grapes.



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[–] Gothish 9 years ago

lol! To answer you carnivore vs. herbivore question: the thing about Jurassic Park is that it was supposed to fulfill everyone's desire to see real live dinosaurs, and of course, the Big Kahuna, the Grand Poobah, the Big Daddy of them all, is the T-REX.

But yeah, it was pretty stupid on his part.

p.s. I put in a 10 hour day and I'm not going to make any sense either!


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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

Yay! The mush-brain twins!



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[–] Gothish 9 years ago

Huzzah! 


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[–] Gothish 9 years ago

Oh that it one of my favorite scenes from the show ever.

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[–] YouMightRabbitYouMight 9 years ago

You don't post in the buff!?


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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

I've posted from the bathtub before.

I'm not sure if that is something I'd usually say, or if this is a product of oncoming slumber.



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[–] masstrip 9 years ago

I've posted in the bathtub before too. While sleeping.

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[–] YouMightRabbitYouMight 9 years ago

Well, I'm not actually naked. I'm trying to have a chicken finger salad and I wouldn't want to risk having an unfortunate accident in all of this eating/posting confusion.


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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

Yeah, I don't let chickens put their fingers near my unmentionables either.



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[–] Gothish 9 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂





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[–] masstrip 9 years ago

You don't want to risk an accident, yet you're okay munching chicken fingers and knowing about all those poor fingerless chickens out there?

Beast.

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[–] YouMightRabbitYouMight 9 years ago

These must have been either gargantuan chickens or ones with Freakazoid! (1995)-ishly large hands.


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[–] masstrip 9 years ago

Wowza, good job staying on topic.

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[–] snwgn1878 9 years ago

Poor fingerless chickens out there


Wasn't there a Colonel who made FingerLicking Good Fingerless Chickens ?

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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

Appropriately enough, I had KFC chicken fingers for dinner tonight. I must be psychic or something.



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[–] masstrip 9 years ago

Is this creepy? Or is it just my objective perception that's out of whack?

https://youtu.be/CJEoASUMZbI?t=41s

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[–] YouMightRabbitYouMight 9 years ago

It's all relative. I was just posting about Lemons wearing BLT's skin.

But even still, that vid's not right.


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[–] Gothish 9 years ago

OH. MY. GOD.

That is indeed creepy. But I'm also laughing my butt off.

Not sure what that says about me...😨


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[–] masstrip 9 years ago

You gotta wonder about the mindset of the person who uploaded that.

I laughed for ten minutes straight after I watched it. Just thinking about the person who uploaded it. WHY?

Oh here I go again...

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[–] Gothish 9 years ago

I know what you mean, like, who would even think of it? Who would even think to do that?

😱 😂




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[–] Gothish 9 years ago

Rabbit, you always find the best videos!


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[–] YouMightRabbitYouMight 9 years ago

😊

This board has rekindled me appreciating music (let it lie fallow for some time).

Edit:
Well, the other board.


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[–] Gothish 9 years ago

I could get lost on Youtube for hours. When I was planning my wedding song list, I found so much music that I had forgotten all about. The recommended videos along the side of the screen always turn up something cool.

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[–] Gothish 9 years ago

lol Zoidberg! Another great cartoon. I'm surprised the guys on TBBT don't mention cartoons more often. Freakazoid would be right up their ally, as Dexter Douglass is a nerd turned superhero by a computer virus.

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[–] snwgn1878 9 years ago

Ah!-Dexter's Laboratory. What was his sister's name ?

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[–] Gothish 9 years ago

LOL, not that Dexter! But that's another good one that the guys should be into.

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[–] masstrip 9 years ago

Nerd turned superhero by a computer virus? Sounds a little bit like the cartoon version of "Chuck."

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[–] snwgn1878 9 years ago

Pardon my mistake LADY GOTISH . My mind has wandered into another time zone.
This time next week I shall be in the LAND of the FROG ! I don' t think their FROGS
have LEMONS on them .

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[–] Gothish 9 years ago

Well then their frogs are missing out!

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[–] YouMightRabbitYouMight 9 years ago

1. I have it on reliable information that any and all persons who make such requests via a request thread on the Freakazoid! (1995) board do indeed get their own shows from a Mr. Steven Spielberg.

2. He was just keeping things real.


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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

Hey Wabbit, I see you're catching some flack for your Lemon-inspired signature back on our home planet.

Do I need to go wield my long-john-given powers over there?


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[–] YouMightRabbitYouMight 9 years ago

'Salright. I step into these things.


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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

Well, I'm glad you wear your big FART with pride.

Sentence #412 that I've never said to anyone else.



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[–] snwgn1878 9 years ago

Wear your BIG FART with pride


The worry is EVERYBODY ELSE wearing his BIG FART !

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[–] Gothish 9 years ago

OMG you guys are killing me! This is just what I need after a stressful day!

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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

Me, too! I spent the day running around like a wild chicken. Now I'm just typing like a drunk turkey.

Glad we were able to get together for our weekly rumpus.



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[–] snwgn1878 9 years ago

So who gets to pick next time ?

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[–] masstrip 9 years ago

YOU!

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[–] snwgn1878 9 years ago

I picked SPACED !

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[–] masstrip 9 years ago

Oh. Rabbit's turn.

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[–] snwgn1878 9 years ago

Time to hear the story ?

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[–] masstrip 9 years ago

Sure. Well maybe. Just send it, and I'll read and answer before you go to bed later.

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[–] snwgn1878 9 years ago

As I explained toLemons F.eurette's bro-in-law is DOPEY x20. I like going to Melbourne & meeting her sister BUT
HE IS A RETARD. We were there for his 60 th birthday a few years ago, party in a hall, plenty of booze & great Mauritian
food.He wanted entertainment, so his wife let him hire a stripper. He would have no idea of how to enjoy a
night in a strip club. He. got the telephone directory & finally " sealed the deal". He ripped the page out of the directory for future (. ? ) reference.I grabbed the page & started to PISS MYSELF SILLY ( in a quiet way) the idiot fool did not hire a stripper,
he booked an " escort service ( HOOKER ). Well I sat there for over 10 minutes thinking if I should tell him
OR
just wait for the Hooker to turn up & watch the " sparks fly ".Unfortunately ( ?) I had a moment
of guilt & took him aside & told him of his mistake and he Very Quickly rectified his stuff-up.

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[–] masstrip 9 years ago

Oh, that guilt prevents us from witnessing the most wonderful sights sometimes. Guess your story had a relatively happy ending for the "brotard" didn't it?

Ha ha, thanks for my laugh for the night! And have a great day!

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[–] snwgn1878 9 years ago

Have a good sleep, Sir Massy of Strip !

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[–] YouMightRabbitYouMight 9 years ago

That may just be my next sig.


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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

Go for it! Wanna give me a new sig?

You know I'll wear anything you want me to.

Hmm... that sounded odd.



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[–] YouMightRabbitYouMight 9 years ago

How about BLT'S skin?

I keed, I keed.

There's no way I'd inflict that on you.

I win the odd competition!


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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

Oh my goodness, Wabbit. There you go juicing up my nostrils again!

But seriously, I need a new Wabbit-y sig. That's your assignment.

And the weirder, the better.

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[–] YouMightRabbitYouMight 9 years ago

I can't make them on purpose. You and massy are the creators.


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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

Well, just you wait. One of these days when we're havin' one of our ridonkulous board romps, I'm gonna pick out one of your sentences and tack it on my end.

And this is conclusive proof that it really needs to be my bedtime.



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[–] Gothish 9 years ago

Goodnight sweet Lemons...thank you so much for taking the lead on this Freaky thread! I have to bid everyone adieu as well, as I have to go in early tomorrow to continue preparing for a big visit from the high mucky-mucks in the company. Goodnight everyone! 😘


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[–] masstrip 9 years ago

Good night everyone, I'm done with my snack and I'm about to fall out too.

This was fun! Thanks, guys.

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[–] snwgn1878 9 years ago

Good night everyone, another Success !

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[–] YouMightRabbitYouMight 9 years ago

Good night all you crazy Freakazoids.


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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

Night, night everyone.

I said it way down there, but here it is again. So you're doubly good-nighted now.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Snore. Drool.




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[–] Gothish 9 years ago

Oh yay, the gang's all here! I knew you would do a great job Lemons, thanks so much for waiting for me! So Freakazoid, what do you think? It was a really off the wall and funny cartoon, I need to get it on dvd. I remember being bummed when it was cancelled.

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[–] snwgn1878 9 years ago

Welcome Lady Gotish, your loyal subjects have been expecting you .

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[–] Gothish 9 years ago

🙇

😘


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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

Oh thank goodness you're here! So far, due to my lack of knowledge of Freakazoid I've told the others that I wear long john pants and post in the bathtub!

And Rabbit eats chicken fingers with his clothes on.


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[–] Gothish 9 years ago

That all sounds about right 😁

You guys are so awesome!

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[–] masstrip 9 years ago

I never watched FZ, but judging by the intense research I've done (I watched 10 seconds of the intro), it looks fun. I'm gonna check it out.

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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

When you're done I'd like a book report. Except it's not a book. So a show report. Single spaced with a bibliography.

By the way, what planet am I on?



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[–] masstrip 9 years ago

How about a coub?

I don't know which planet you're on. Just be glad it has wifi.

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[–] Gothish 9 years ago

Oh yes, do, I highly recommend it!

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[–] fourlemons 9 years ago

OK my sweet friends, this Lemon must sign out. I've enjoyed talking about chicken and dinosaurs and bein' nekkid.

I gots to travel again for work tomorrow, so it's time for me to hit the hay.

Why do people say that by the way? In the olden days did they beat up hay bales at bedtime?

Well anyway, goodnight all. I love you to the moon and mercury and some other planet and back.





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[–] YouMightRabbitYouMight 9 years ago

G'night. Another fine soiree.


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