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Father Jack Hackett

posted 11 years ago by BulletHeadedSaxonMothersSon
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Funniest fictional character of all time, IMO. Everything he says and the way he says it just makes me keel over with hysterical laughter:

"TEA?! FECK!"

"FECK OFF CUP!"(when Mrs. Doyle offers him a cup of tea)

"WHO ARE YOU?!"(when Ted asks him what he would like to do while their on holiday)

"ARE THOSE MY FEET!"

"DRINK? OH, YES!"(when Mrs. Doyle offers him a whiskey)

"ARLAD! WHO'S ARLAD?!"

"A PAIR OF FECKIN' WOMEN'S KNICKERS! KNICKERS! WOMEN'S KNICKERS!"

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH FECK IT! FED UP WITH BREEEEEEEEEEEK!"

*Jack struggles to say "That would be an ecumenical matter"* "That! Wwwwwwwww" *Gives up* "DRINK!"

[–] dean_skill_07 11 years ago

"HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS!!" Gets me everytime lol

[–] lazy_eighthdwarf 11 years ago

"What?!? Priests?!? DON'T TELL ME I'M STILL ON THAT FECKING ISLAND"
*beep*

[–] greenbudgie 11 years ago

Father Jack had limited dialogue but he is so funny because of it. The most ironic thing about it is that Frank Kelly who plays him has got the most cultured voice you could wish to hear.

[–] ZabyPS3 11 years ago

........................more water.

'then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest, wiiiiiiiiiiiiith.........a HERRING!'

[–] megArnold 10 years ago

"HEY HEY HEY HEY YOU!!!"

--
Grammar:
The difference between knowing your sh**
and knowing you're sh**.

[–] rdare 9 years ago

"CHAIR! FLOOR! CURTAIN! *beep*

[–] rdare 9 years ago

"CHAIR! FLOOR! CURTAIN! *beep*

"I LOVE MY BRICK!"

[–] BondFan90 9 years ago

"WHERE AM I? WHAT'S THAT THING THERE?! ARE THOSE MY FEET?!"

James?
I think it may be time to go home
take me round the world one more time
Why not!

[–] headingforthemoon 9 years ago

A PAIR OF FECKIN' WOMEN'S KNICKERS!