best quote...


"....wank, i think!"

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you've got *beep* shoes on you *beep* shoed bastard

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"Has anyone got a blank tape?"

"I don't agree with that in the workplace."

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"...a wank, I think"

Definitely seconded!



"I'm scheming like I'm dreaming on a couch with my feet up."

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"Everybody dies!"
The museum curator.

For some reson that image has remained in my head - I only ever saw this series once when I was a kid but can still remember being frightened by a sinister looking museum curator. Didn't a child drown in a swimming pool or something...? But then museums don'e have swimming pools so maybe my memories are incorrect.

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I think you may be confusing the curator with Mark Gatiss' similar cave guide from The League of Gentlemen - a dour ginger bearded tour guide haunted by the accidental death of a schoolboy.

You never know them all.

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Steakhouse! Steakhouse! Let's all go to the steakhouse!

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Eccles cakes

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