My Ex-Girlfriend's Dad... LOL
My Ex-girlfriend's dad turned on the T.V one night and "Without Warning" was on. He thought it was a real news broadcast, so he got his family out of bed got them outside, woke up everyone down the street shouting "Meteors!!". Following this, he got them all in the car and drove about 5 miles up the road and into the countryside (Why? I hear you ask... I don't know).
Anyway, it was a funny story and you can probably guess why she's my "Ex"-girlfriend... the whole family were "a few cans short of a six-pack".
"I got ears, ya'know. I hear things"