While they are robbing the bank Bill (Jon Lovitz) started singing a song that started out with... " You can't get to heaven...If you don't stand still...Something something...Your going to get killed", Is that all of the song, or is there more to it?
your thinking of Dave and he just made that song up it's not real
shareThat is the melody of a real song I used to sing in church as a kid....i can hardly remember it but it was something like, "Oh, you can't get to Heaven, on a grey hound bus"
shareIt's called "You Can't Get to Heaven"... we used to sing it in the car when we were kids and took long trips from whatever airbase we were stationed at back to Alabama to visit family...
Oh, you can't get to heaven
(Oh, you can't get to heaven)
On roller skates
(On roller skates)
'Cause you'd roll right by
('Cause you'd roll right by)
Those pearly gates
(Those pearly gates)
Oh you can't get to heaven
On roller skates
'Cause you'd roll right by
Those pearly gates
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.
Oh, you can't get to heaven
(Oh, you can't get to heaven)
In a rocking chair
(In a rocking chair)
'Cause a rocking chair
('Cause a rocking chair)
Won't get you there
(Won't get you there)
Oh, you can't get to heaven
In a rocking chair
'Cause a rocking chair
Won't get you there
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.
Oh you can't get to heaven
(Oh you can't get to heaven)
In a limousine
(In a limousine)
'Cause the Lord don't sell
('Cause the Lord don't sell)
No gasoline
(No gasoline)
Oh you can't get to heaven
In a limousine
'Cause the Lord don't sell
No gasoline
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.
Oh, you can't get to heaven
(Oh, you can't get to heaven)
In a motorcar
(In a motorcar)
'Cause a motorcar
('Cause a motorcar)
Won't go that far
(Won't go that far)
Oh you can't get to heaven
In a motorcar
'Cause a motorcar
Won't go that far
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.
If you get there
(If you get there)
Before I do
(Before I do)
Just dig a hole
(Just dig a hole)
And pull me through
(And pull me through)
If you get there
Before I do
Just dig a hole
And pull me through
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.
...Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he doesn't become a monster...
We used to sing this when I was at church camp, or Vacation Bible School. It was always a fun campfire song.
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