Spoiler

So, if you worked at a gas station and saw a guy with an axe
hiding in the back of a ladies car, how would you get the lady
out without arousing suspicion.

I would offer her some candy and flowers!

Seeing as this is Janeane Garofalo from the 90s you might consider
cigarettes and Stoli!

If it is current day Janeane offer her cigarettes and Starbucks.

Or you could tell her you need help with your cute little puppy.
That will work with new or old Janeane.