pussy song - any band


Remember the scene where Hubbs tells us that every band puts out at least one P song to find out who the Fs are? Well this game will have you naming bands' P songs.

I will start. I have it kind of easy, considering no selections have been made. Once a band has been named, try to limit new answers to a new band. So if someone names a White Snake song, White Snake is off the table for at least twenty-five turns.

Now this is a fun game, because we don't even have to think the song is a P song. After all, the whole idea of a P song is absurd. Maybe some bands do have P songs, but to say that every single band has one is impossible. Just think like Hubbs and it should come as second nature. Obviously the idea of a P song is justifiable with some bands, who might rock it till midnight most of the time, but hiccup every now and then with a smelly song.

Try to name at least two bands per post. No more then five bands per post.

I've decided to start the first selection in a new post and will leave this original one as the rules sheet. Let's have some fun.

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Guns N Roses - Sweet Child O Mine
Metallica - Fuel Fire That Which I Desire
Green Day - Wake Me When September Ends
Motley Crue - Home Sweet Home
Ozzy - No Bone Movies

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Sabbath - She's Gone, It's All right, Fluff, She's Gone, and Fluff, were good(it's all right sucks) but they're still pussy sounding.

Loverboy - Turn Me loose, Really, all this bands crap, was for pussies! Mike Reno's a fag!

Blue Oyster Cult - In Thee, Yeah, "Reaper", get's the pussy tag, but this one is far more. Kinda, sounds like Starlight Vocal Band's "Afternoon Delight".

Zeppelin-Thankyou- Great music, but those lyrics?One of those rockin' tunes for the guys who want to show their ladies, that, guys have feelings too! C'mon, pussies!

Motley Crue - Merry-Go-Round Vince Neil always sounds like a pussy anyway.











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Kiss - Beth.

He's taking the knife out of the Cheese!
Do you think he wants some cheese?

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Nazareth - love hurts

The Who - Love, rain or me

Bad Company - feel like makin love

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Actually many people feel that The Whos p song is "Squeeze Box" not "Love Reign O'er Me".

He's taking the knife out of the Cheese!
Do you think he wants some cheese?

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what's funny is that almost every song BOC put out in the late 70's could qualify except for maybe a hand full of songs. After agents they went pop for two albums.

Black Sabbath-Changes
Rolling Stones - Angie

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You get 100 bonus points for naming Changes as BS P song. That just makes sense. When I first read that, I was a little shocked. Then I started to sing a few verses of it in my mind and realized that it was the P song.

So far it's.

deadringer22000 - 1 (100 bonus points)
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everybody else - 0 (0 bonus points)

(I still think all my picks are accurate, but nobody has backed me up.)

As for the rest of you, you are doing great in effort, but nothing has clicked yet. Somebody said Feel Like Making Love is a P song and I don't agree with that. That's a good song and has a great guitar/bass line.

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Yeah, well just listen to Loverboy and tell me they weren't pussies, pal. If you like them, then you're a pussy.

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Loverboy is such a p band that they actually tried to put out a Balls song so they could find out who the heteros are. Of course they failed miserably and it winded up being a p song too.

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I could never take Mike Reno or Klaus Meine seriously as "ballsy" rockers, heh. Steve Perry anyone? HA HA

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Sabbath _ "Changes"

also, the preferred nomenclature is "Pussy" song. Am I wrong?

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also, the preferred nomenclature is "Pussy" song. Am I wrong?


You are correct. I just assumed it was a banned word on IMDB.com. Ha ha.

I guess I'll start calling them pussy songs.

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Naw. If it is a legit word that doubles as a "dirty word", then it passes. Such as: Ass (the "Ass" says hee-haw), Pussy (make the "Pussy" purr with the stroke of my hand), Bitch (like a spotted "Bitch" in heat), Cock (the "Cock" crows for morn'), or Dick ("Dick" is such A dick!).

You just can't use them in certain combinations (like Ass Hole, Dick Head, or Cock Sucker) unless you put the space in between. I think hyphens will get them blocked.

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Great Lebowski reference. Two great movies in one post!

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It's been awhile but just in case , Mappy, are you actually going to tell me That Sabbath's "She's Gone" isn't a pussy song? Those whiny proto emo lyrics, his plaintive whiny vocals? Great song but it's still a whiny breakup pussy number. I think he needs a hug there myself. I also stand by BOC's In Thee as more of a pussy song than Reaper just because of that melody and those vocals. I think it's actually one of Buck's worst.
She's Gone lyrics
I've been gone a long long time, waiting for you
I din't want to see you go, oh, no, no
And now it's hurting so much, what can I do?
I wanted you to be my wife

The days are passing slowly, since you've gone
Your memories are all I have, yes I have
I sit here waiting but you'll never show
Without you I can't carry on, ooh my baby

You said you'd always love me, all of my life
And then you said your last goodbye, yeah, goodbye
Why the sudden changes, why all the lies?
I should have seen it in your eyes

The endless hours of heartache, waiting for you
My summer love has turned to rain, all the pain
The silent emptiness of one sided love
My life means nothing now you're gone, ooh my baby

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Alice Cooper - Only Women Bleed

Poison - Every Rose Has Its Thorn

P.S. Ramones - Questioningly ;p

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How about...

Prince: Purple Rain
Pink Floyd: Wish You Were Here
Scorpions: Wind of Change
Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me (even more so than "Love Bites," and the end for this band)
Queensryche: Silent Lucidity

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Aerosmith - Don't Wanna Miss A Thing
Metallica - Nothing Else Matters
Ozzy Osbourne - Mama I'm Coming Home
Warrant - Heaven Isn't Too Far Away
Slaughter - Fly To The Angels

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Well, I wanted to come up with one for AC/DC but nothing came to mind, so I'll have to go with The Black Crowes's She Talks To Angels.

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Well then you're obviously not much of a AC/DC fan 'cause they only did one and it was called...quiet simply, Love song.





I had a fish named Sam he lived in a bowl........

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The first time I ever heard White Lion - Wait, "P song" was the first thing that went through my head. Still does.

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what about that diddy ozzy did w/lita ford...does that count for anything....kind of liked it, lita was hot

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what about that diddy ozzy did w/lita ford...does that count for anything....kind of liked it, lita was hot


Oh God "Close My Eyes Forever"

I think we have a winner in the pussy song contest :)

After that song I couldn't take Ozzy seriously ever again. A true low point in Heavy Metal history

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Even though he's the mother f ing man......I gotta go with

Jimi Hendrix-Angel

it's still a kick ass song though.

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Duran Duran- Ordinary World

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Purple Rain? Dude! Everything Prince ever did qualifies. He's like Michael Jackson with a guitar. Makes me physically ill listening to him trying to play solos. Sounds like Lil Wayne.

Signed, Me.

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Warrant: I saw red

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