100 things I learned from The Specialist
1. If you want to kill someone coming in a car on an empty road, you don't send a shooter. You have to blow up a bridge. To make it all exciting make sure the explosives are timed... and timed remotely.
2. When you find someone cute too young to date, kill her parents. That will fix the spacetime continuum.
3. If you don't want to buy a bus ticket, just pick a cat.