quotes


you know the drill, list your favourite quotes from the movie

Mine:

Guy (the inspector i think): Goodbye!
Antonio: Goodbye!
Guy: Goodbye!
Antonio:goodbye!
Guy: Goodbye!
Antonio:goodbye!
Guy: Goodbye!
Antonio:goodbye!
<guy leaves>
Antonio: How rude, he left without saying goodbye!

that had me in stitches

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Joe: I'll be frank
Dr Hannibal: I thought you were Joe
Joe: I'll be both

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Dr Hannibal "Of all the things I've lost...I miss my Mind the most."
Diller "Want some coffee?"
Bubba Smith"I dont want any of your Godda@m coffee!"

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::Antonio screaming::

Antonio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCHOOOO


i was on the floor. that was just hilarious the way it was filmed.

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"His name is Antonio and he hates his mother!"
"Why?"
"Maybe cos she's a pain in the ass, did you ever think of that?"

That cracks me up!

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There keeping me by my will

and my willie.



LoL

And If You Ain't Down With That We Got Two Words For Ya:
SUCK IT

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My Favorite has always been Iggy-Poo!! I also love how Dr. Animal calls Joe Clair-ass. Man I wish I could my hands on this movie.

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Jane: "I want a house with a white picket fence. I want children parked in the garage. I want a station wagon playing in the yard."

Animal: "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; all the king's horses, and all the king's men, had scrambled eggs."

Jo: "What's with the accent?"
Lily:"Its not an accent. Its the dentures I inherited from my polish grandmother.(click, click, click, click)"

Antonio: I did not get your name. Nobody ever comes by here anymore, it's hard to remember them all.
Jane: Jane.
Antonio: Ah, Jane. Like my cousin Maria! Well Jane if you need anything, just knock on the wall; I don't answer it."

Too Many to quote:D

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Ranger!!! - *tada-da-dam-click-click*

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my favourite quote is from Dr. Animal:

you're a woman
you're black
you're from a very strange place... cleveland!
you're in earth tones
you used to date a policeman but you just couldn't cope it
he made you very unhappy
is that true...
where is she? and who are you?

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