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things I learned from this movie...

posted 18 years ago by Elianehasty
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-when training for a fight best way to train is cleaning urinals and running up mountains with laundry bags full of clothes

-you retire from the police force and work part time as a janitor and full time as a karate teacher

-when you move to a new school it is always good to approach the bully/thirty year old high school students girlfriend and try to get a date just after he knocked you out the day before

-just so happen that the same person you killed accidentally, his brother happen to move to the same city as you and teaches the same jason priestly puffed up yabel ramp tsunami haired guy who is beating up the new guy

-lessons from billy are free but as he makes you think that you're training, he sits back and watches as you do his janitor work and doesnt pay you

-all calm acting students always hang out with computer wiz science guys who act like they inject starbucks coffee

[–] playboyjessec 18 years ago

lmaooooo

Once a playa, always a playa

[–] Mc5870 17 years ago

-the seemingly, wimpy, lead character takes off his shirt to reveal that he is jacked beyond belief... dodging those dodgeballs and cleaning those urinals paid off!

[–] KnatLouie 17 years ago

8: If you need to contact a student, first go tell the vice-principal that you're the new sex-ed teacher, while flirting all you can. Then the student will somehow show up in the middle of the night and jump in your car, after he's kicked the school bully in the balls. Easy as pie.

9: The school bully is always around when you least expect him.

10: The school bully always has friends that just hang around in the background, cheering him on. It's not like they need to do anything themselves, is it?

11: Going around campus, constantly telling students to shape up is all a vice-principal needs to do. Who cares about work and teaching anyway.

12: To show the passing of 7 years, always grow a mustache (if you're the bad guy), or have no change at all to your appearance (if you're the good guy).

13: If the asian assassin is played by James Lew, don't worry, you'll probably win the fight.

14: No better way to name leading characters than just using the actor's real names (eg. Billy=Billy, Kenn=Ken).

15: After a traumatic and touching moment for the hero, swiftly cut scene to a fat and hairy naked guy taking a shower.

[–] ss5mmyers 16 years ago

Don't expect to get a word in edgewise with a bully, the hand always comes up.

[–] roninstylez703 16 years ago

hahahahahaha, i like the second to last point Elianehasty