If there were a live-action version
If this were remade into a live-action movie, here's what would happen.
Cast
Emma Watson as Honey Kisaragi (Cutey Honey)
Skandar Keynes as Chokkei Hayami
Gene Hackman as Danbei Hayami
Steve Carell as Mayor Light
Mickey Rourke as Dolmeck
Steve Buscemi as Akakabu Hayami
Bonnie Hunt as Daiko Hayami
Lisa Bonet as Black Maiden
Tilda Swinton as Deathstar
Demi Moore as Jewel Princess
Angela Costain as Adonis
David Povall as Caesar
Julian McMahon as Peeping Spider
Robert Patrick as Virtual Hacker
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio as Panther Zora
Director
Hideaki Anno
Distributors
Miramax Films and RKO Pictures
Rating
R for graphic violence, nudity and language.
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"Are you trying to say "capisce"? Because it hurts my ears the way you say it."