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100 things we learned from Little Rascals

posted 16 years ago by jrsl88
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I did 3 other 100 thingd we learned topics: Head, Edward Scissorhands, Mars Attack!

1.Actually, Uh-Huh always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. He simply chose not to employ them.
2.Who knows the number for 911?
3.Porky used to have a problem with being wet.
4.Kitty litter is fresh.
5.Wood doesn't grow on trees.
6.I... Stymie... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder.
7.You only meet your once in a lifetime friends... once in a lifetime.
8.All knights ride into battle wearing the colors of their lady fair!
9.Alfalfa's voice makes Darla melt like a popsicle on the 4th of July.
10.They smell weird.

A slimy, slithering succubus, a concubine, a street walker, a tramp, a slut, a cheap whore!

[–] amelia957 16 years ago

11. Alfalfa can be a name
12. a club is buddies, that stick together
13. Porky and buckwheat cant read
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Gimli: "Never thought id die fighting side by side with an elf"
Legolas: "How about side by side with a friend?"

[–] 16 years ago

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[–] luckygirl513 16 years ago

16. they like to moon ya.

17. spanky looks hot as a ballerina...jmust ask butch. lol

18. adn he's an amusing dancer.

19. buckwheat's is whoopster (whoopie goldburg).

that's all i acn come up with for now.

[–] Retro-Cutiie_SlasherFan 16 years ago

20. Parents and their children should dress exactly alike so we can tell who's child is who's.

21. When boys dress up as girls you can never tell its them.

22. 4 and 5 year old kids can leave the house when they want and roam the town witout parents.

23. Rich kids are a**holes!

24. When you have a picnic lunch make sure all your food is in your sight at all times.

25. 5 year old boys can ran away from bullies with just underwear on and they won't get any help from the many adults they pass.

Family is just another word for censorship!

[–] luckygirl513 16 years ago

26. doink is a word.

27. alfalfa can swim the enitre length of an olypic sized swimming pool with no problem

28. his cowlick sticks up even when wet.

29. new words for 'aye'.

30. he will not think of darla. he will not think of darla. he will not think of darla....

31. adn i think they are actually 8. that's how olde bug hall is when he filmed.

[–] Margreat 16 years ago

32. People will pay five dollars to see a talent show and hand it to small children.

33. If you drink detergent bubbles will come out of your mouth (and other places) when you sing.

34. Alfalfa, Buckwheat, Spanky, Darla, Stymie and Uh-Huh are all acceptable names

[–] luckygirl513 16 years ago

it was $3.

[–] Dr_Van_Nostrand 15 years ago

35. The Olsen twins are friends with Darla

36. Alfalfa is a pretty good pleader

37. Thier account number is 7 or 8

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"WORLD F*UCKING CHAMPIONS"-Chase Utley

[–] rileyinlondon 16 years ago

teehee nice quote from elvira there!!

[–] Sean-Furlong-1989 15 years ago

Porky and Buckwheat have a dollar.

Conning people outof their money is like cheating on your homework.

Alfalfa is usually a lover not a fighter but is willing to make exceptions.

Uh-huh's learned a new word!

It's just a hole in the tent.

You'll be hearing from Waldo's lawyers.

Buckwheat's sister left the toilet seat down.

Women make men miserable.

God hates Alfalfa

The blur has never been beaten

Mrs Voorhees is watching you!

[–] luckygirl513 15 years ago

the words doink, yoyoyoyoy, spoly-oly. that's all i have to say.

aim for the moon, for if oyu miss, you will always land among the stars.

[–] jlee7 15 years ago

47. Darla is a rare rose in a garden of weeds and has the sophistication of a woman of twelve.
48. Alfalfa is into sharing, caring, healing, and feeling.
49. Alfalfa is not ashamed of Darla during the picnic but doesnt want anyone to see her(LOL!)
50. Alfalfa is off to join Sir Spankus

I like Michelle Obama!

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[–] sj3059 11 years ago

62. Alfalfa hates Darla's stinkin' guts.
63. She makes him vomit!
64. She's scum between his toes!
65. Stealing the Blur is like taking candy from a baby.
66. Pickles sell for two cents.
67. Waldo is smoother than a baby's bottom.
68. Waldo smells better than a baby's bottom.

James Oglethorpe: Philanthropist by day, Philanderer by night

[–] layton59 10 years ago

A.J.FERGUSON (REBA MCINTIRE) Now the race course is marked off with errors/arrows, and it ends right back here, where it started from.

Reba's accent always sounds like she is saying errors instead of arrows.

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[–] stevenackerman69 8 years ago

69. You can have great credit and that banker Mr. Welling will still turn your ass down for a loan.
70. Mr. Welling can be fooled by the LR.

[–] agentpfan 7 years ago

71. If we were your kids, we could punish ourselves!

72. This is the side of Alfalfa that has never been seen before.

73. Waldo is the best son money can buy.

74. When asking a dog for paper, make sure to specify which kind.

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