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Legends of Confusion- This Film Makes No Sense


My friend Helen and me, both 50s and from Iowa, often sit own and knit, while on back pain medicine and watch older movies. We decided the rent this one because back in 1994, you couldn't walk into a bookstore and NOT see Brad Pitt's face and body sprawled across the book's cover.

The movie doesn't seem to have a plot. More so beautiful landscape, a nice score by James Horner, and Oscar winning cinematography by John Toll (who would go on to win a consecutive award the following year for Braveheart).

The story is as dismal as we could figure out between bathroom breaks and a tea and cookie bridge game that interrupted 90 minutes into.

Anthony Hopkins is the well-to-do strict father of three sons. Aidan Quinn, Brad Pitt and the guy who was in E.T. They live in Montana, with an Indian chief, on a ranch. When Julia Ormond shows up, the boys are all fighting for her hand in marriage. But she chooses Pitt because he's the sexiest. More music comes in, and we hear one of the sons dies. Then there's more confusing subtext and the romance leads to nowhere.

Perhaps this needed another watch, but it remains one of the most confusing movies I've seen. Helen agrees.

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It was a very good film. I recommend a rewatch. Maybe lock the cards up first.

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lol

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Maybe you two should wear depends next time you watch it. You would have understood it better if you hadn't taken potty breaks throughout the movie.

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Or you could pause the movie, relieve yourself, and pick it back up where you left off, unless you have a short attention span.

I’m shocked by how much embarrassing personal information people reveal online.

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I guarantee, you'll be wearing Depends one day too, you little anus!

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Maybe dotards from Iowa shouldn't be allowed to watch movies.

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I completely confuse this film with A River Runs Through It.

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I found the plot quite bland, but not confusing at all. You should give it another re-watch and maybe refrain from playing cards during the film.

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Iowa is a flyover, deplorable infested, US taxpyer-subsidized shithole.

As for the movie, it's another self-congratulating romanticized white-wash exercise in western pornography.

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