I have a bunch from this movie, but two of my favorite are -
Kevin- Oh! What is that?
Caterer- Puree of parsnip and crook-neck squash.
Kevin- I thought it was nacho cheese!
and
Joey- What's the world coming to Pauly?
Pauly- Thanks Mr. Aphistofolees.
Joey- Who's he?
Pauly- You don't know anything! He's only the worlds greatest philosopher of our age.
My favorite was when the little girl kept running back and forth into the walls saying "MOMMY"
and how could anyone forget the classic GFH lines "Gotta Feed Da Hungry" "Gas From Humans" "G-Strings For the Huge" "Godliness Faithful and Honest" "Geeks for HIre" and my favorite from those lines was... "General Francious Hiemlich Manuever" LOL
"Pimps and Whores, Pimps and Whores"
Good call on the GFH scene, but you missed the best one, POSSIBLY of the whole movie...
KF: "Good, fine, and healthy, and baby, you it. BAM!"
Other greaties...
KF: "As well as biggest pancake in the hood eatin' contest."
"First of all I'd like to say, where's the check?"
"Sing, John. Heeeeey, hoooo, go John, go John, isss your birthday, ya got the big hair, get a hairbrush, shooby-dooby, shaba-laba..."
"Well if you know so much, if you know MORE then I do, why don't you come up here and explain it, Mr. Smarty-pants, Mister I-don't-have-a-woman..."
Garry: "I know these people. Let's get some chicken."
ST3: "Well, yo, if ya hungry, wouldn't you go get Mickey D's?!?"
But I could just as easily just type up the entire screenplay. Delicious, this movie. Just, delicious.
Dino Bambino
what.
What about the cork?
"What about the booty!!"
"There was blood, bubbles and butts everywhere!"
"If you drive away, I'll be standing here pointing."
"Slap me some skin"
"How about i just slap you?"
"Now unzip your bag and pull out your balls"
"There was blood and bubbles and butts and his eye was on me! His eye was on me, man!!"
Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight?
"I like my wine bright, sweet, .... seductive."
"Sounds like you need a woman." **laughs** "Some people drink wine, some people date."
Kevin:"I haven't been the same since the accident."
Gary:"What accident?"
Kevin:"I was scuba diving in the Camen Islands with my friends. But, what I thought was stingray. All of sudden, two great white sharks came out of nowhere. BAM!!! Just attacking us! And it was vicious just like I've seen off of Jaws. There was bubbles and butts and bloods and everything. And I saw him bite my friend and his head came off! AND HIS EYE WAS ON ME!!!! AND HIS EYE WAS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gary:"Easy. OMG."
Sarah and Jason looking at eachother like, "He's out of his freakin' mind."
Kevin:"I'm okay."
This scene always have me laughing up a storm! LOL!!!!!
Gary and his family looking out of the window to see Pauly and Joey taking Kevin away.
Emily:"Wow. He really wasn't such a bad guy."
Brooke:"He understood me."
Jason:"He taught me the balance pass."
Sarah:"He watched cartoons with me."
Gary:"He made me stand up to my boss."
A second later, Gary says, "You." addressing his childhood friend turned traitor, Derek Bond. The Young Family gets up and face the real Derek Bond. They're really pissed at him.
Derek Bond:"Don't stare at me! I'm not the one that's in debt by the mob for $50,000."
Gary:"50 grand? Is that the problem? Well then, 50 grand is what standing between my oldest friend and his life."
Derek Bond:"Kevin Franklin is your oldest friend?"
He laughs mockingly.
Derek Bond:"That man bamboozled you!"
Gary:"Well, at least he had a good reason. I'm a Young, damn it! Not a worm! Somebody attacks one of my friends, they attack me! I'm going after him."
Jason:"I'm going, too!"
They all get out of their house, into their Volvo, and ride off to help Kevin.