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Hillarious quotes (possible spoilers)

posted 18 years ago by eschwartz80
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Nora: Don't you see what's happening here?
Tina: Yeah your out of Scotch.

Danny: Your not broke are you Uncle Joe?
Joe: I'm richer than Sh*t.

Danny: Do you have one of her riding barebacking looking coy.

Danny: Your a detective? Good help me find my pants.

Danny: You keep your breasts off his eyebrows.

Frank: What's the matter with you are you retarded?
Dennis: Not according to the test.

(having a father like that and an alcoholic for a mother, might explain why he acts that way)

"someone get her a drink"

"A drink? Somebody get her a barrel."

Joe: He used brag to me he used to play racquetball, he was 71 years old. You don't hear him bragging now.

Relative: You B*stard.
Molly: You B*stard.
Danny: I kind of liked it better the way she said it.

Danny: It takes one to spot one.

Frank: Sh**ing a sail boat that's a shock. This is a *beep* catastrophe.

Danny: I picked him over an actor.

Danny: I'm going to wrestle a crippled old man and she'll say what a catch.

Lawyer: As I was about to say before the circus came to town.

Daniel SR: Is it true what these gerbils are telling me?

Joseph: I made 10 bucks just coming here. I'll get a 20 if I kiss ya I'm thinking about it.

Glenn: We were all decent people before he got his hooks into us, except for Frank. Frank was always a Son of a b**ch.

Joe: Where is Uncle Joe's special little boy?
Young Carl: Here I am Uncle Joe.
Joe: Oh get in touch with reality.
(Carl starts crying)

[–] NoRoadsLeft 18 years ago

Love those quotes, but you forgot:

Lady in hotel room: Kiss my ass
Man in hotel room: That would take all night!

Forever in <3:
Skeleton Key
Hills Have Eyes Remake
V for Vendetta
Inside Man

[–] eschwartz80 18 years ago

Shut up and do Durante

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[–] yesb 18 years ago

Molly: He likes to circle the shows he likes to watch.
Phil Hartman: Does he circle your ass? (mimicing british accent)

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[–] TorahAvenger 17 years ago

Phil Hartman: I didn't like the beatles and i dont like you.

[–] TheGodfather1215 17 years ago

Phil Hartman's first line..."We saw an ambulance!"

Then basically the whole scene where they are having dinner and revealing all the info their private detectives found out about each other.

""I dont know how to put this but....Im kind of a big deal. People know me.""- Ron Burgundy

[–] choyt19 17 years ago

"One more word out of you, I'll kick your ass so high up, you'll have to take off your shirt to s**t!"

One of my all-time favorite movie lines.

[–] its_all_in_the_reflexes 16 years ago

Not forgetting

" I feel like a god damn teabag "

" I can't go buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you *beep* "

[–] GuanRy_theFox 16 years ago

My favorite is Phil Hartman's "Sailboat" line. lol good stuff.

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[–] bobbytanks 15 years ago

"She touches his shriveled up little noodle, and his brains turn to frozen yoghurt."

Entertainment can become art. But if you set out to make art, you're an idiot.

[–] luccastrel 15 years ago

Frank: "You've got toys in the attic, Uncle Joe...broken toys"

[–] artist457 15 years ago

uncle joe: where are my presents? i like presents, especially from people who love me!

big joe: and who would that be? (carl pulls him off the screen)

LOL

[–] lvrocks 15 years ago

"Does he seem nervous to you"?
"You could'nt pull a pin out of his ass with a tractor"

"She tried to kill him! She knows he has a narrow gullet,
all the McTeague's have narrow gullets!

But the best thing about this movie is Olivia is SO HOT!!!

[–] JaySherman7 15 years ago

I love when Danny throws his ball out the window.
"You hit a car. You could've killed someone."
"The way I bowl?"

"That's not me."
"Well, it looks like you and that's all that matters."

"I feel so awful I could cut out my tongue."
"Here's a knife."

"Where's Uncle Joe's special boy?"
"Here I am, Uncle Joe."
"Get in touch with reality."
"Waaaah!"

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[–] fritali04 14 years ago

Frank: What's the matter with you? Are you retarded?
Dennis: Not according to the tests.

This is Dorsia?

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[–] choyt19 14 years ago

One that really got my attention on repeat viewings:

Patti: "How the hell do you lose twenty-five million dollars?"
Uncle Joe: "It's easier than you think."

Ridiculous, yet hilarious.

------Jesus loves you, but only as a friend.------

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[–] purplerush44 12 years ago

That's MY ass in the director's chair....I must be the director!

It was nice to meet you....and your ass!

People have accidents.

[–] petepuma13 9 years ago

Bartlett: I'm sure this may come as a shock.

Frank: No, *beep* a sailboat is a shock, this is a *beep* catastrophe!