Ohh...Ted,


The thing that bugs me the most about this movie is Ted's brutal "gangster" accent. I mean, he's trying to be ...Donnie Brascoish...or....Goodfellaish...or Casinoish...but, it's not working. I keep expecting him to ask Norm if he'd like another beer! The movie was great otherwise but, take out that fake accent and Culkin's awful dancing scene and it would be great!

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No, it wouldn't.

"Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so that I could get an abortion."

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I'm with you there, terencesnell. Ted's acting like a gangster sucked! Either his personality wasn't right for the part or his acting coach didn't know what he was doing, otherwise Ted is a good actor.

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i think he looks so *beep* weird today with that white hair on the top, whenever i see him on talkshows or something. but maybe it's just that we're not used to see him like that.


plums are growing on the shrubby cinquefoil,
a guy walking by, from 20 years ago,
do you know what that guy looks like today,
as you think about it, what a thing to say,
potentilla fruticosa, plums are growing,
doc, where are things going,
i throw cotton to the other side of the road,
looks like a green cat sitting there looking on,
plums are growing on the dasiphora fruticosa,
have you seen anything of the like?
soon people will wanna know,
how in the world can this grow,
on a pentaphylloides fruticosa.

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