The rules for Spacetree United Forums of IMDB

Seeing that I now own this message board, I think I'll set down some new rules.

1. This board is now unofficially known as "FTW: The Official Message Board of Spacetree."

2. There will be no off-topic threads here. Except for this one. And the one I made before it. In fact, most of mine will be OT. But no one else can make OT threads. All threads will concern "F.T.W." and nothing else. Except for mine. Because I rule. This board.

3. Nazism is not allowed here.

4. Scientology is not allowed here. No, wait, that's not fair. Ok, Tom Cruise is not allowed here. Scientology is ok. In small amounts. Mostly concerning John Travolta. So, Scientology concerning John Travolta is ok. But not concerning Tom Cruise. Unless it's like Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx, or Tom Cruise and Steven Spielburg.

5. Ok, Rule 4 was bit confusing. To clarify: No talk of Scientology featuring Tom Cruise unless said discussion features Jamie Foxx or Steven Spielburg. Regular discussion Scientology must (in at least 20%) mention John Travolta.

6. There will be no ill-speaking of myself.

7. I like Macaroni and Cheese.

8. Rule 7 isn't really a rule. It's actually not even a guideline. It's just a personal preference.

9. Rule 7 has now been repealed.

10. The board now known as "FTW: The Official Message Board of Spacetree" was peacefully annexed on June 14th, 2006 CE. It's sovereignty is undisputed and internetically recognized.

11. All are welcome to "FTW: The Official Message Board of Spacetree" with no questions asked.

12. The exception to Rule 11 is anyone who likes Titanic. I'm talking about the 1997 overhyped snorefest. You know who you are.



The current forums are now under my democratic control: "FTW" and "Tooooor"