1. Don't wear pearls when you visit the husband you had committed to the psycho hospital.
2. It makes sense to accuse your least attractive, geekiest, less successful friend of being the man your gorgeous, gold-digging, cunning wife is going to have an affair with and leave you for.
"I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than..a rude remark or a vulgar action" Blanche DuBois
7. Don't be a wifebeater (or wear a wifebeater).
8. Get someone from My So-Called Life to be your lawyer, as long as it's not Rayanne's mom.
sir-walt:
"8. Get someone from My So-Called Life to be your lawyer, as long as it's not Rayanne's mom."
ROTFL!
"I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than..a rude remark or a vulgar action" Blanche DuBois
9. Psychopaths always wear pearls.
Revenge is a dish that best goes stale.
10. Clowns are very creepy.
share11. That life just isn't fair that someone gets to nail a woman like Madchen anytime they like.
12. That a guy can only look the other way on unstable behavior just so far even though they're married to the most perfect looking woman in the history of the planet.
"Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man."
13 - very rich women only have one handbag.
14 - James Spader's haircut was probably more expensive than Mädchen's.
15 - early/mid ninety's men's business trousers do nothing for a man's butt.