Best Dolores lines


I wish I had the speed with great comebacks like Dolores did.

So many it is hard to say which is the best.

A great one was:

If you say you're sorry one more time, I will kick your butt up so high, you will look like a hunchback!

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Mine was " You wanna run me down? You go right ahead. You can be as mean and hateful as you want. But this is the last time you will ever hit me. You do it again, one of us is going to the boneyard." I know that's WAY more than one line but WOW!! What a speech!! What a performance!!

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It was actually "...one of us is goin' to the boneyaaad!"

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when she told joe he had a "limp old noodle" 

~ TAKE the ticket!

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YOU'RE SORRY, ARE YA ?

I BET THE LAST TIME YOU WERE
SORRY WAS WHEN YOU NEEDED
TO USE THE PAY TOILET...

AND THE STRING
ON YOUR PET DIME BROKE.

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If you wanna know what kind of life a person had, just look at their hands.

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If it is cold outside me and my cousin still say to one another ' 6 pins Delores, 6 pins' from when she has to peg the washing out in the freezing wind.

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Sometimes being a bitch, is all a woman has to hold on too.

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Guess what, Joe, I ain't tired no more.

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After Vera hands her the eclipse viewers and wants to send her home to kill joe:

"Thank you, Vera"

I know its a little simple but just the way she says it and calling her Vera instead of Mrs Donovan. Thanking her for giving her the idea and help to kill Joe, knowing what Vera did to her own husband. She had worked for her for 11 years but that was when the relationship you see when Vera is trying to kill herself really starts, the connection between the two. They each know each others deepest, darkest secret.

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