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oh please do not remake the original cow movie!


Brandon's was singular. never shoulda had sequels or reboots


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What does Brandon have to do with anything?

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he is God.

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You heard him McClane! Brandon with always be The Cow! They never shoulda made sequels and prequels eitha!

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I think you will find that the bird was the crow, brandon was eric.................and the sequals where different stories no reason not to do them

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His power comes from the cow!

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The Cow 2: The Bovine Avenger


http://www.imdb.com/list/ZN26QIXaX_k/

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LMFAO!! You guys are killing me!!

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Hollywood doesn't have a soul.

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Long live the original Cow !

INCEP2ON
Keep An Open Mind

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Ah, who could ever forget those great lines from THE COW...

TOP DOLLAR: Quick impression for you. Moo moo bang f*k I'm dead!

SARAH: Buildings burn, people die, but Real® cheese lasts forever.

T-BIRD: There aint no lowfat! There aint no lowfat!



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hahaha
respect to rooprect


Also the scene where the Brandon milks drugs out of dat b1tches arms will be replaced by him milking milk from some cows tits

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I'm in pain from laughing so hard at some of these responses, but the ultimate win has to go to:


Ah, who could ever forget those great lines from THE COW...

TOP DOLLAR: Quick impression for you. Moo moo bang f*k I'm dead!

SARAH: Buildings burn, people die, but Real® cheese lasts forever.

T-BIRD: There aint no lowfat! There aint no lowfat!

by - rooprect on Tue Apr 5 2011 17:32:45


Poor OP, there they were trying to make a serious point...

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Thanks so much for the laughs. :D

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moo moo bang *beep* i'm dead XD lmao

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Rooprect's post is one of the funniest i ever read. There's a funny post over o the Caillou board i read when i need a good laugh. It's about him trying to survive as an adult.

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LOL!!! Now that made me laugh but I think he/she meant to say The Crow. But anyways that made me laugh.

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It can't moo all the time.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he is God.

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I've personally never seen a good cow movie. And quite frankly, I would really like to before I leave this earth. So I say go for it.

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The bad thing about the cow is it rained a lot and cows sit down in the rain so there was ages of just nothing happening. It really can't rain all the time in The Cow. Slowest movie ever.


How much s**t is there on the menu and what *beep* flavour is it?

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I laughed so hard reading these posts. My side hurts and my eyes are watering. Whenever I'm in a bad mood, I just to have think about this Cow thread. Hail to the cow!

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I completely agree.Brandon Lee is why The Crow is an excellent and popular movie.

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Lolz just read this thread for the first time and pissed myself laughing.

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Come on, I think we're milking it now...

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We cud be.



How much s**t is there on the menu and what *beep* flavour is it?

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Honestly, I think it will happen eventually. Hollywood know remakes are where the money is at... look at the past year, there has been a record amount of remakes being done.

When there's hopelessness, people revolt. - Tupac





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To be honest, if they ever did make a Crow movie, it'd probably be much more gritty like the comics and probably a tad less gothic. In other words, they wouldn't be remaking the movie starring Brandon Lee any less than the 2012 Total Recall was a remake of the Arnold starred movie.

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Agreed. This thread has gone sour. Time to put it out to pasture.

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Milking it? Gone sour? What a bunch of bull.

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