Jack Bauer Cowboy Facts
Chuck Norris kicks cows to make butter. Jack Bauer just stares into their eyes, which makes the cows dump butter with fear.
shareWell this didn't really catch on, did it?
shareoh man... why noot?? all you guys had to do was take a chuck norris fact, find some cowboy way around it and change the name to jack bauer... how hard is that?? :P
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