Things I learned from watching 'Blank Check'

*$1 million is still enough money to earn you fame and fortune.
*There's nothing suspicious about a twelve year old kid being hired as the financial advisor to a mysterious backer.
*I'ts never a bad idea to put a kid in charge of your money.
*If you say you were sent by somebody, a bank manager will gladly give you a small fortune, even if you're just a kid.
*As long as you have money, everybody knows you, even if you don't exist.
*The FBI will put taps on your phonelines, but won't bother doing a background check on somebody suspicious as "Mr Macintosh."
*There's nothing weird about a preteen going on a date with a 28 year old hottie.

Brother Maynard, bring forth the holy hand grenade!