Script of Andaz Apna Apna

This film is just soooo DAM HILARIOUS
.. Funniest film ever

Does anyone know where I could read the script of Andaz Apna Apna?

Song funny dialogues:

Amar: "Saala, aisa lag raha hai, jaise bandar ke sar pe tarbooz.
Prem: "sawal ek, jawab do...Sawal jawab sawal jawab.. phir lammbiiiii khamoshi" (after confrontation with Ram Gopal Bajaj)
Raveena: "Woh humko Teele pe mila tha na? To humne uska naam Teelu rakh diya"
Amar to Prem (tossing the coin): Patt mai jeeta, chit tu haaraa.
Amar to Crime Master Gogo: Aap mahan hai, buddhiman hai, shaktimaan hai. Balki mai to yeh kehat hoon ki app purush hi nahi hai.(At this point Gogo looks down and clutches his groin) Aap mahapurush hai, mahapurush.
Ram Gopal Bajaj (Teja) to everybody: Main Teja hoo kyun ki mera naam bhi Teja he.
Shyam Gopal Bajaj to everybody: Teja main hoon mark iddhar hai
Ram Gopal Bajaj: Sab kuch time to time hona chahiye.
Robert to Ram Gopal Bajaj: Sir, Shakkar Dalne ka time ho gaya lagta he (Chai me).
Amar: Ayla, Juhi Chawla.