Ok what is your fav joke at the end of each show? My all time favorite joke is the "Tinselitis"(spelled wrong)
shareMy favorite is also the one about the two nuns driving through Transylvania and the vampire.
shareHow about the wonder bread contract in the Lords Prayer?
shareI don't know the tinselitis joke, but a cute joke was the interrupting sheep one (the knock knock joke). That was cute. Loved the 2 nuns and Mother Superior at the Pearly Gates, and dittos to the nuns and the vampire (I thought it was a werewolf though for some reason) on a Transylvanian road.
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Sic vis pacem para bellum.
Is it just me with the mince pie stuck up Santas bottom? Just made even funnier by Alice saying she's not eating one if it had been up Santa's a**e
shareLoved the Invisible Man / Wonder Woman joke when the punchline was "I don't know but it REALLY hurt!"
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Mine is the one about accountants who are constipated and they work it out with a pencil. Mostly because of Alice's reaction. lol
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
The "Where's the soap?" joke- the second nun thinks the first one says "Wears the soap" as in doing something (which is rude I won't go into detail about here!) wears the soap down.
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I really like them all. Alice is about my all time favorite idiot! The one that stands out for me is when the Vicar asks Alice what is the Capitol of France? Alice replies, that's easy..... F
shareDamn it, missed the Bugger!
shareSo many good ones...I'd have to go with the Superman/Wonder Woman one just because Alice tells the vicar off for the joke - which she does seem to get, but finds it rude to insult the reputation of Superman and the Invisible Man (who Alice may or may not have met).
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