Currently my favorites are Spaceghosts - "Write this down...No!" and Zoraks "Well your adopted!". But I also liked the time travel spinning head.
shareSG: Don't mind him Willie, he's a yankee.
Willie Nelson: Well *beep* him then.
"It's the lone audience of the Apocalypse!"
"That's a hairy panda!"
"This isn't a summer camp for dinosaur freaks!"
SG - It must be one of those immortal self-repeating franken-ants.
Zorak - You see that? You SUCKed all the lights out!
Moltar - No... I blew the fuse's mind...
Spaceghost: Do you know the health effects of tall boys?
Moltar: Yeah...but they make you feel like a cowboy!
Zorak: I have a rap question...Do rappers use the ointment?
Zorak: You're not getting any of our *bleep*ing crow!
Moltar: You are very, very interesting and very very perceptive! So interesting, and so perceptive that I think we shall now fight with knives!
and finally: (sorry, it's paraphrased)
Zorak: you have a kind face
Spaceghost: the kind you'd like to what to?
Zorak: the kind I like to kick, and shove, and push, and light on fire, and...
Ben Stiller: Thank you
Zorak: I'm not done yet...and mangle, and punch! ok, now I'm done.
"Where did you get those power bands?!"
"I fashoned them from my own by-product! Come touch them... they're still warm."
"Cyclo will pass."
1. SG: And would you lose the title card Moltar? We're not doing "Three's Company here.
::Moltar pulls a lever and Space Ghost falls down from a trap door under his desk"
2. SG: Who are your enemies...and don't say me."
Denis Leary: You.
::Space Ghost spits onto the camera:: ME?
:;Laughter, SG looks around::
:;Spits again:: ME? ::More laughter::
SG: One more :;Spits up blood this time, audience gasps::
3. SG: This is some good coffee, I thought we were outta coffee?
Zorak: I found some in the basement.
::SG spits:: YOU FOOL!! ::Falls down, gets back up:: THAT'S DECAF!!
4. SG ::coughs:: Uh-oh
::a few people laugh::
SG: Whoa-ahah, whoahah!!
::some more people laugh::
SG: (Nasal and congested) Hang on.......AAACHOO!!
:;Audience cheers and applauds::
SG: Thank you.
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Space man, Space master... you getting it? (said in at least 3 episodes)
shareI have a lot of favorite lines,since this is my favorite show.But by far,my favorite comeback is in "Sequel" when Space Ghost says to Birdman: "Yeah,and you're supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps,you six piece chicken McNobody!Get outta my seat!"
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Get out of the WHEY! - Dr.Bread (Santa Barbara,1987)
The spats with Birdman were awesome, but one of my all times would have to be during the "Telethon" episode of yore. After Birdman relates to Space Ghost about the telethon being equivalent to him dropping on his knees and begging...
Birdman: How about I decorate your back window with a little of my special guano?
Space Ghost: Oh, yeah? How bout I throw some corn on the floor and you peck it up with your mouth!
Theme from the TV show Rawhide. Thank you.
"I must warn you, I can eat a manly pile."
"Moltar, where are the cakes? The dainty cakes."
"Dainty cakes?"
"Where are they?"
"I bought 'em! I had 'em in the car! I, I swear! Sh- she handed 'em right to me. I, I had the dainty cakes right in the car! Nooooo!!!!"
I also love the whole bit where SG is interviewing [long, exasperated sigh]...carrot top. I love how dejected SG sounds.
"Darn tootin', nephew-breath!"
"put that in your pipe and smoke it! with your burned lips!"
probably my favroite comback line in the series
I also like the entire episode with jessica parker. I think the part where boston picks up zorak and moltar meets a talking car are halarious.
"OH YOU WANT THE TIME TRAVELING SPINNING HEAD THING!!"