Weird things in this show I never picked up on when I was a kid
Going back and watching this show as an adult for nostalgia's sake, there are things I've noticed in it now that I never noticed before:
#1: The product placements. The one I've noticed the most is Alex's Dole logo t-shirt, but there have been numerous others. How many companies were sponsoring this show, or were the product logos just there to give the town of Paradise Valley a more realistic appearance? And what's with all the eco-freaky stuff, too? Posters that say things like "a tree is a terrible thing to waste" in the school, the constant episodes with Nicole's anti-corporation environmental trivia, the scene where Alex and her friends are watching the clouds and then they say the clouds look weird, and it turns out to be smog, the "Green Day" episode... I mean, I know TSWOAM has a chemical plant, but really?
#2: Vince's references to the 1970's film 'Taxi Driver': from the time in the 'Bad Girl' episode where Vince talks to himself in the mirror and quotes direct lines from the film, to his entire soldier motif despite him not being a soldier at all, to his crew cut and his slightly psycho personality... this isn't necessarily that weird, but it's still something I never picked up on as a kid because I had never seen 'Taxi Driver' until about two years ago.
#3: What's up with Danielle's crazy childhood? In the episode called 'The Secret', Annie and George say that the house on the edge of town had a nutty woman there who never let her kids outside and locked them up in the basement. And then at the end of the episode, it turns out that the house's ghost is Danielle Atron's grandmother and that Danielle was raised by her before she ran away to go to university when she was Alex's age, and there are mentions throughout the series of Danielle's father being dead, so, let me get this straight... Danielle Atron was an orphan who was raised by her grandmother, ran away from home to go to university when she was fourteen, and now her grandmother is a ghost?? That's kind of sad, but still, what the hell? And in the episode where Alex breaks into Hunter Reeves' bedroom, what's with the newspaper clipping that says "CEO Danielle Atron narrowly escapes fire at rival chemical plant"? Did the rival plant try to kill her, or did she set the fire herself?
#4: Where's Ray's mom? I used to have the TSWOAM Book series when I was a kid, and in the book 'Zappy Holidays' it says that Ray's mom died of an illness when he was a little kid. Why does it never mention that in the show?
#5: Danielle wants to win the FDA's approval from all members, so she singles out the guy who disapproves her and has Lars dress him up as a woman after drugging him? That's their big plan?
#6: In the 'Paradise Lost' episode, Alex says she has a bad dream, and Ray asks her, "what, you mean the dream where Vince dresses up as a male nurse"? CREEPY!
#7: In the "The Doctor" episode, the doctor tells Louis that he's going to give him a "kidney twister and a testicular spike". Do I even want to know?? O_o
#8: What was with Lars' wife, Yvonne? All he says is, "she's really shy", but she doesn't say a word at all, not to anyone! And something seemed kinda 'off' with her and Lars. But what made Lars go so evil? In the first episode he seems like a bit of a creep but not really an evil guy, but then Danielle starts talking about "hunting down the accident kid" and even though he seems really worried about it at first, he just goes right along with it like it's perfectly normal, even going so far as to try to murder George with explosive chemicals!
#9: Why did the show go from an innocent, funny story about a girl with superpowers evading bumbling plant employees and surviving the horrors of junior high, to such a dark show where there's everything from murder attempts to shady events in the 1970's, when GC161 was first discovered?
#10: So, just how much did Dave really know? In "The Test", he seems shocked to discover that the kid from the accident is Alex Mack, but then in "Paradise Regained", he confesses to Alex that he knew she was the accident kid all along. In "Green Day" he tells Danielle and Lars that he's "not the dumb guy you thought I was. I knew you were doing something illegal down here and that you needed me to keep quiet, or it'd wreck your whole scheme". How much did Dave really know about not just Alex, but GC161 in general?
#11: How come Barbara thought Vince was creepy, but in any of the episodes where she has to work alongside him, she gets along well with him? Did she feel sorry for him or something?
#12: How come Danielle's always kind of rotating between three different business-type hairstyles in the series, but then in the last two episodes, she has it cut right short into this weird spiky look? It's like she glued a hedgehog up there!
#13: In "The Creeper", Alex says to the doughnut shop waitress, "Gloria, wrap up two double-sprinkled and a couple of fat milks. Louis and I got some work to do." What the *beep* are "fat milks"? At first I thought she said "low-fat milks", but I replayed it with subtitles turned on, and it's just "fat milks". That sounds so disgusting! I guess GC161 isn't the only mysterious, weird liquid substance let loose in Paradise Valley...
#14: So, Danielle's always yelling at Barbara and threatening to fire her, she threatens to fire Vince, she's always mad at Dave and insulting him, and at the slightest little wrong thing any employee does, she snaps at them. So how come in "The Creeper", Dave hugs her, lifts her up and spins around, and she just stares at him and walks away without yelling at him or telling him off? Is it that she doesn't want to get mad at him because he might blackmail her by threatening to tell the cops about the GC161 accident or something? And if this episode is after the ones where he figures out that Danielle is so corrupt, why would he want to hug her? Shouldn't he be wanting to report her?
#15: Vince's home decor looks like what you'd find in the Danvers State Mental Hospital. Those black-and-white psychological test paintings, very weird.
#16" Did Alex's aunt Ashley seriously just say she was a jackass? Wow, I could see that being on a kids' show today, but in the Nineties? How'd they get that past the radar?
Anyone else notice some weird things going on in that show that you never picked up on as a kid?
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