Piff paff poff


Just incase anyone wanted them, here are the lyrics to piff paff poff:

Piff paff poff
Piff paff poff
Piff paff poff
Poff piff oh bugger

Everytime I see you walking down the street
I get all shivery from my head unto my feet
I don’t know what’s going on down below
My organs aren’t responding in a way that I know

Piff paff poff my heart goes piff paff poff
Piff paff poff I want to have it off
Piff paff poff my heart goes piff paff poff
I want to have it off til I cough

Have it off
Cough

Is is that you hate me?
Say you don’t hate me
Say that I’m your lover man
When you look in my direction I get a selection of sensations that I don’t understand

Piff paff poff my heart goes piff paff poff
Piff paff poff I want to have it off
Piff paff poff my heart goes piff paff poff
I want to have it off til I cough

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I got a strange sense of deja vu watching the Making your mind up programme on BBC1 tonight where the public get a chance to choose who represents us in eurovision this year. The winning song and this years entry is a band called Scooch with a slightly camp Air Steward song and dance routine. Very Piff Paff Poff.

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You are so right! That's what prompted me to visit this site this morning.

They must know about The High Life - it can't be a coincedence.

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Of course, the real tragedy is that Piff Paff Poff, although a comedy song is in fact better than Scooch's eurovision entry!

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Nul points... Eh, Not on company time!

A cup of the old chai, Mr Deltoid?

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The first time I saw this, I was laughing so hard I could barely hear anything.

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PapaT, I totally know where you're coming from. I last put a post on this board in 2007 on the thread about the episode names.

I laughed a lot at this thread then and I've got a case of the giggles again now reading these lyrics.

I think the episode nearly ended me when I first saw it too.

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