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Hilarious Rachel moments

posted 8 years ago by lwangels0
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Phoebe and Monica are much larger personalities but Rachel was the funniest girl in my opinion.

What Rachel moments did you guys find funny?

My faves are

When Ben says his first word
Ross: "What, the word Hi?"
Rachel: "Yea..No, my Uncle Hi"

When she is trying distract Monica on her wedding day after Chandler goes missing

"The nights are the hardest, but then the day comes..and then its night again..."

At the fundraiser with Phoebe and Joey and shes trying to convince a bald man to buy the boat Joey bought

"Just imagine, you with the wind in you ha...arms"

"What you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how can a billion Chinese people be wrong?"

[–] Wildstyle26 8 years ago

I think Monica is the funniest girl. But Rachel is good too. lol

The moment you mentioned when she's distracting Monica. Her facial expression is funny. Monica cuts her off and says "The days and nights are hard, I get it. Look Rachel, i'm sorry. I have to get ready, i'm getting married." Then she replies "I know, at dusk. It's such a hard time for me." And it's like she rolls her eyes a sec.

Also her "falling down"

Oh, good God, i've fallen down!

Then she just holds her leg in the air. lol
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When she watches the birthing video.

Rachel "Why is that baby torturing that woman?!"
*after she and Monica look away*
Chandler "Hey you guys, look!"
Rachel "What?! Did her ass explode?!"

When she's been in labor for hours. Monica asks how she's doing.

Oh not bad, you know that feeling when you try to blow a St. Bernard out your ass?

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If you're gonna pretend to cut her hair, at least put some scissors in your hand!

[–] mizzaphoenix 8 years ago

Did she say ass? I always thought she said "did her eyes explode?".

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Well, I'm an Alcoholic.

[–] Moonlighty 8 years ago

I always heard ass because it was implied to look like a messy gross birth.

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[–] Wildstyle26 8 years ago

This. And her eyes have nothing to do with birthing a baby. Like when she mentions blowing the dog out of her ass.

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If you're gonna pretend to cut her hair, at least put some scissors in your hand!

[–] Moonlighty 8 years ago

I like when she did the high pitched "you fell asleep?!" or "oh Mrs. Gellar, why you cry?"

I also love the "I can't believe I even thought about getting back together with you, we are soooooo over!" to "It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!" Just that whole conversation, bot R&R lines were gems actually.

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[–] purplezebra 8 years ago

Haa! Good choices. I also love Mrs.Geller why a you cry.

And WHO LIKES THE KNICKS!!!!!

[–] Slaterson14 8 years ago

Emasculating a man is funny but if any of the guys on the show did something comparable in any way you'd be part of the misogyny parade saying how cruel and disgusting it is.

[–] Moonlighty 8 years ago

She didn't emasculate him, so there's that.

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Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that I'll be over here looking through your stuff.

[–] Stratego 8 years ago

"Oh, oh, oh, he's a transpons... transponster!"

[–] Schleiben28 8 years ago

THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!!!!! :-P

[–] Wildstyle26 8 years ago

I also liked her take on the playboy telling a story.

In the case of this young woman. She has lost her clothes. So, she rides naked on the horse, and cries out "Where are they? Where are they?"

And I know it's Rachel's thread, but her line there lead to a funny one from Monica

She's not gonna find them, lying in the grass like that.

lmao

Or when she tells Monica she has the steady hand now. Monica leaves to try and win their apartment back, and Rachel replies

That's right! You do what the hand says!

Or when she's watching Cujo. And Joey comes in. Then she asks in a panic
What's wrong with the dog? Then Joey asks if she got to another part. She says no, then asks again Seriously, what is wrong with this dog?
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If you're gonna pretend to cut her hair, at least put some scissors in your hand!

[–] velcronewsletter 7 years ago

that was one of my favourite conversations between the 3 of them. to add to that, phoebe's comment of don't you remember the days where you would go to the barn and lift up your skirt? (something like that)

[–] rudey_chick 8 years ago

The trifle!!! Got to be the trifle ?

[–] Stratego 8 years ago

The trifle!!! Got to be the trifle ?

Haha! Yes, that whole trifle disaster is hilarious as well!

[–] PotterFan1029 8 years ago

Me and my sister probably don't go a day without quoting Friends, and one of the Rachel lines we quote most often is:

"But you don't wanna try too much too fast. I mean, you do know what happened to the little girl who tried too much too fast, now, don't you?"
"No..."
"She-she died, Jill..."

Lol we always quote that. It's funny cause whenever I have a busy day ahead of me, and have a lot to do, I think of the little girl who tried too much too fast and warn myself not to do the same xD

[–] Mrsstarshock990 8 years ago

I love that one too! And sometimes I say it to my younger sister who is always busy! Hahaha.

The world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters.

[–] teengirlsquad01 8 years ago

The One With Rachel's Other Sister has some of my favorite Rachel moments.

"Oh, yeah, remember in high school when I died and I didn't give you my baby?"

"You decorate Dad's office and now you're a decorator? Ok, I went to the zoo yesterday, now I'm a koala bear!"

[–] Mrsstarshock990 8 years ago

Gavin makes a comment about Rachel's relationship with Tag:
Rachel: Okay, that is completely different for 2 reasons. 1...I didn't know you knew about that.

"Did you know something really boring happened to somebody really ugly in the middle ages?"

"My name is Mommy and I'm here to say that all the babies are..." Oh, I can't rap."

Rachel's Dad: Rachel Karen Green, tell me you're not pregnant!
Rachel: Well, yes and no; except not no. So to sum it up, yeah!

"No uterus, no opinion!"

The world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters.

[–] liquoricelakrits 8 years ago

When it's thanksgiving Rachel is talking to her sister:

"You decorate dad's office and now you're a decorator? Okay, I went to the zoo yesterday, now I'm a koala bear!"

I also like when she and Monica is talking about Rachel's "relationship" with Danny:

Monica: "So the ball is in his court?"
Rachel: "Ball? No there's no ball."
(And then in a later conversation):
Monica: "I thought there wasn't a ball?"
Rachel: "Oh, come on! He's glad that I came, he doesn't want me to go anywhere, balls flying all over the place!"