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100 Lessons I've Learnt From Friends Season 1

posted 7 years ago by izzy520i
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The board is a bit slow, so let's share what we've learnt from one of the greatest tv series. I've subdivided this into the specific seasons since to generalize would be too simple.

Please limit to 5 per post, and wait for another poster to post, in case 5 is not enough, so we can appreciate each poster's lessons learnt.

Thank you for sharing and participating!

1. Being a butt double is a potential career boost for a struggling actor.
2. It is not OK to French-kiss your best friends mom, no matter how much of a milf she is.
3. It is ok to want to see your male friend’s peepee if he has accidentally seen your boobies.
4. If you spend a few minutes locked in the janitor room, you must name your first-born baby after the janitor that unlocked you from the room.
5. If you find out your best friend’s big brother has been secretly in love with you for the past 10 years, and you are currently desperate, it is ok to immediately be in love with him back without any hesitation.

[–] SilverLexiGirl 7 years ago

Simple is more fun. I'll just generalize. Lol

1. Flying with Monica is like flying with the Riddler
2. Lotion and powder can possibly be combined to make a pair of paste pants
3. Phoebe spelled phonetically is P as in Phoebe, H as in heebie, O as in obie, E as in eebie, B as in bebe, and E as in 'ello there mate
4. Homo habilis was erect...Australopithecus was never fully erect!
5. Nsync was still popular before Rachel went on maternity leave

[–] izzy520i 7 years ago

4. Homo habilis was erect...Australopithecus was never fully erect!

Unless he was nervous :-)

[–] PaulWard27 7 years ago

None of these happened in Season 1.

[–] SilverLexiGirl 7 years ago

Yeah I know

[–] SilverLexiGirl 7 years ago

I just generalized instead of going off of season 1

[–] prinzHSV 7 years ago

6. If you spend money the bank accidentally transfers to you account it is like shopping.
7. If you spend a lot money on a birthday gift it means you are in love with them.
8. "Got the keys" is not a good way of asking someone to take the keys to the apartment with them.
9. Urkel is still Urkel in Spanish
10. "I guess I see you around" is not an appropriate way of thanking people who took care of you while you are in a coma.

[–] barrabas 7 years ago

11 - It's harder to return a ring without the ring.

12 - A thumb in your soda can earn you $7,000.

13 - George Stephanopoulis looks great in a towel.

14 - The correct term for the place an ATM is situated is 'vestibule'.

15 - Gum is perfection.

[–] Candyhearts27 7 years ago

16 - Joanie Loves Chachi. That's the difference

17 - When you hear Minnie, you think Mouse

18 - If Rachel can make coffee and do laundry, then there isn't anything she can't do

19 - Paolo is a huge crap weasel

20 - The girls' ordered the fat free crust pizza with extra cheese

[–] MurphAndTheMagicTones 7 years ago

21. Chandler does not talk like that. That is so NOT true.

22. If you lose the tweezers from your Operation game, you can still prep the guy.

23. Don't "right-hand-blue" in a game of Twister if Joey is right behind you.

24. Chandler's Thanksgiving is wonderful if yours sucked.

25. Some people who Monica has slept with have never heard of Joan Collins.

26. Men will make fire, cook meat, then put out fire by peeing and not get invited back.

27. If you like fruit, it should always be Melanie's turn.

28. That one episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding? You can spoil it for Phoebe; she's already seen it.

29. Getting the "you're not ready for this" speech from your father makes a great disco tune.

30. All 5 dentists are now on board with Trident.

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[–] prinzHSV 7 years ago

31. The real world sucks but you´re gonna love it.

32. Spaghettis are easy to cook.

33. You might wander through the world being told you are a shoe but might want to be a hat.

34. 40,000$ is a lot of money

35. 7,000$ can make you quit smoking

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