Further to my previous post...........I got married on Cup Final day in 2001.............oh BUGGER!!!!
Only joking....of course.
However, thought of another good Unlucky Alf moment.
He's at a "lady-friend's" house, having afternoon tea or whatever (all VERY civilised & "proper"). Alf says to the camera that things are going well with her & he's going to ask her out (or something, it's been a while & can't remember the specifics but he's angling to take it to the next level.....you get the picture).
Anyway, the lady's cat jumps up on Alf's lap while he's sitting in an armchair & he duly makes a fuss of it (more Brownie points for Alf), but when he stands up to leave (or whatever) the cat doesn't jump of his lap, it digs its claws into Alf's nether regions, until his trousers are ripped to shreds.
His lady friend comes back into the room with a tray of cakes or something, takes one look at Alf standing in the middle of the room with his trousers 'round his ankles & just looks at him so disapprovingly & with a shake of the head says: "Oh no Alf...NO!!!!"
Not only has he blown his chances but his privates are probably covered in scratches too???
Oh BUGGER!!!
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spliefer
17 years ago
The whole run-up to his girlfriend's death was hilarious, but the coup de gras was when he took off his hat and got hit with bird poo. I actually felt sorry for the poor guy for a split second.
And getting throw through the newsstand window was class too.
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frederickelliot
17 years ago
the one where he's feeding the ducks at the park, then this goose comes out of nowhere an pecks him on the bollocks...that was hilarious.
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