After Danzinger’s huge success with last week’s scouting trip, he comes up with a brilliant idea – take Alonzo and scout ahead 12 kilometers at a time trying to locate New Pacifica. Before he gets a chance to try this feat and get lost again, Dr. Heller comes forward with a fruit basket dropped off by a Grendler – who asked nothing in return! The fruit is fresh - meaning it must have come from nearby. And there was also a futuristic SIMcard of sorts with it showing an ocean nearby. Our two sets of couples (Alonzo and Julia – semi-declared, and John and Devon – inching their way toward it) follow the Grendler in hopes of seeing where he got the fruit. (This never occurred to them in “Natural Born Grendlers.” They’re getting smarter.)
What they discover in the Grendler’s cave is some weird phenomenon which may be a time-space portal. Alonzo talks about checking it out for an adventure, but it’s Julia who ends up being the first human passenger on it – after running into the (presumably) mate of the first Grendler, who is ticked off that her hubby gave away their food to Dr. Heller. She knocks her unconscious (well, Julia actually fell backward and knocked herself out) and drags her off to their cave at the other end of the portal. There Julia finds the secret that we learned in the teaser – the Grendlers drink human blood. Fortunately, they don’t yet know they already have a large supply of it inside her; they think she manufactures it in vials like they found the Eden Project blood specimens in. They hold her prisoner while Devon, Danzinger and Alonzo go through the portal to find her. Devon and Alonzo end up at the beach, while poor John ends up in a rock tunnel he has to crawl through. At least as he reaches the end, he overhears Devon and Alonzo talking about him and Devon admitting she doesn’t want him to go scouting ahead of them; she’s really “gotten to depend on that man”.
Julie tricks the female Grendler into accepting a vial with a spider in it thinking it’s blood. She tries to drink it but gets a spider bite for her trouble and is knocked out. Seems spider venom won’t kill you on this planet – just knock you out for a few hours. Good thing for Alonzo, because later he gets bitten by a spider from the pocket of John’s coat but is okay. Julia tries to crawl out of the cave over a wall but a loose rock bops the Grendler and wakes her back up. Fortunately, her mate comes in see what’s going on and Julia slips out the big rock door that was left “open”. The female Grendler saw her bleeding though, so the secret of the true source of human blood may be out now.
Our friends are then planning how to bring everyone over through the portal to New Pacifica only to have John point out that the sun is setting on the wrong side – meaning they are on the East Coast rather than the West Coast – 6,000 kilometers in the wrong direction. Worse yet, the portal seems to have vanished. There’s no way for them to get back.
Fortunately, Alonzo’s spider bite caused him to declare his love out loud – for Devon? As Julia tries to figure that one out, Alonzo starts talking about how special Devon is and what special care she needs, so Danzinger slugs him – snapping him out of it and getting his thoughts back to Julia. (Where would modern medicine be if we hadn’t discovered that a bop on the head cures so many things – like amnesia for example?)
However, this whole “attraction” versus “repulsion” helps Julia figure out what’s going on. It seems there are two types of spiders – one positively “charged”, one negatively “charged.” Having at least one on each on either side of the portal is what causes the breach. The positive “charge” also causes an attraction to the first person you see if it bites you. Hence, that’s why Alonzo suddenly had the hots for Devon, and why the Grendler gave his bag of goodies to Julia for free – he was attracted to her. They need to separate the negatively charged spider from the positive one, but how to tell which is which? Julia gets the male Grendler, who’s still sweet on her, to get bitten by three spiders one at a time until he has a negative reaction. Then they separate the negative spider from the positive (which had made them cancel out and cease causing the portal to exist.) They take the negative spider back with them and run back home.
Danzinger is glad to be back home and gives up his silly idea of going scouting with Alonzo. Julia comments about the power of creation caused by the attraction between the two spiders and gets a big kiss from Alonzo.
Random thoughts:
Well, wouldn’t you know it? For once when the word "Grendlers" was not in the title, there actually were two Grendlers. One male, one female, I would say – even though they both looked exactly the same.
When the spider bites the female Grendler it knocks her out. When it bites the male Grendler it causes either attraction or repulsion without the annoying knockout effect. Guess their blood chemistry is different – even though they look exactly the same. (The only way I could tell them apart was attitude – the male was nice, the female always angry.) Truth is, it was really plot convenience – can’t have the male Grendler bitten three times if he’s going to be knocked out each time.
So John now knows that Devon has some feelings for him; we know he has feelings for her, but she doesn’t. Julia and Alonzo are getting closer. He was supposed to leave on the ship which will meet them in New Pacifica, but he’s wanting to stay now since Julia is planning to stay on the planet.
We learned that Grendlers drink blood, but are they like vampires or is blood just a delicacy like someone who likes their steaks really rare? Is the fact that at least one Grendler knows humans bleed going to come back and bite them later on – maybe literally?
Looks like the recurring co-stars are now going to be billed first in the closing credits each week whether they appear or not. I did see Walman, Magus, and Baines – but I don’t recall seeing Zero, who was billed first. After the four of them were billed (three of whom only appeared for a few seconds when the main characters came back from their portal journey), only then were the Grendlers billed – even though they had lots more scenes and were central to the storyline.
Despite the silly science (like that a positively charged spider also causes attraction between people and a negatively charged one causes repulsion), this was a fun episode, and I thought the twist that the portal took them backward instead of forward was clever. Besides, any episode featuring lots of Julia is going to look good to me; she’s still my favorite character. I’ll give this one 8 brilliant observations from Julia.
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