Best quotes?
"Why did i put in that water slide?!"
still makes me laugh.
I'm paraphrasing
Duck man: I stare at breasts... and yes I'm a private detective, but mostly I do that breast thing.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter.
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"Why, from Cornfed's letters, I assumed that you literally had a penis for a head."
"....charmed."