Just made up this thread to find out what your favourite The Day Today headline was, mine has to be...
'Feel my nose and put my specs there roars drunken Major!!!'
though 'Portillo's face felt like guts' comes a close second.
The Man is mentally ill, i've seen him eat a plastic pie!!!
''Last One On Drugs Is A Queer' Yells Portillo'!
share"Very Sexy, beams Clark after urinating on London from helicopter."
"No arrest for man dressed as glans."
(Think they might be from Brass Eye come to think of it...)
'Demented Raccoon prised from Cartlands headless corpse'
Due to a printing error, tomorrow's Mirror is full of water...
(not really a headline, but I like it anyway)