the joke


I didnt understand the joke about the woman who coughs. can someone explain?



One of the most beneficial things I’ve ever learned is how to keep my mouth shut.
ERIC CLAPTON.

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AFAIR
- a woman goes to see a doctor because she can't stop coughing
- the doctor gives her a pill that she swallows right away
- then she asks "What is this pill?"
- the doctor says "That's the most powerful laxative..."
- she is surprised, "What? A laxative for a cough??"
- and the doctor says "Yes. Just try to cough now!"

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meaning



One of the most beneficial things I’ve ever learned is how to keep my mouth shut.
ERIC CLAPTON.

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If she coughs she'll defecate, she therefore has extra incentive not to cough.

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Or maybe she will be too busy defecating that she'll forget about the coughing.

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You need to say the punchline twice to understand its meaning in the movie.

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