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I love where the king comes storming in and says, "Cardinal, I demand an answer," to which the Cardinal responds, "Perhaps if I knew the question?!"
Such a smartass...I love it.
El Paso, Texas...ever heard of it?
I like the cardinal when he says "Dead or Alive.......I prefer DEAD."
Tim Curry's a genius:)
"I've SEEN things you people wouldn't believe...."
Or when Porthos spills the wine and tells Aramis, "Ok, next time you drive."
El Paso, Texas...ever heard of it?
Porthos: You, boy, are arrogant, hot tempered and entirely too bold. I like that. Reminds me of me.
Porthos: This sash was a gift to me, from the Queen of America.
D'Artagnan: There's no queen of America!
Porthos: I beg to differ, infant. We're on quite intimate terms, unless you can prove otherwise.
Porthos:Champagne?
Athos: We're in the middle of a chase!
Porthos: You're right. Something red, then?
Porthos is the cool one...forget aramis' poetic prowess and athos' bitter wisdom!:)
"I've SEEN things you people wouldn't believe...."
Porthos: "Aha! The Cardinal's secret snack chamber!"
I also love the part where Milady de Winter pulls a knife on Cardinal Richelieu and tells him that with a flick of her wrist, she could change his religion!
El Paso, Texas...ever heard of it?
absolutely...i also like when prothos says to d'artagnan: Little pimple, meet at the church at noon, and bring a long wooden box..(or something like that). The cardinal and porthos had the best lines, dude:)
"I've SEEN things you people wouldn't believe...."
You're so right that Porthos and the Cardinal had the best lines in the movie!
I feel a bit sheepish in admitting that I never paid much attention to Oliver Platt in his other movies, but I found myself oddly attracted to him during the course of this one.
A man with a sense of humor can be quite sexy.
El Paso, Texas...ever heard of it?
very...i think i was about 14 when i first saw this movie...porthos was my fave:)
"I've SEEN things you people wouldn't believe...."
"For a chase, the Cardinal reccommends this lovely '24 Cabernet...you can't have any, you're too young."
"Alright, that's it...next time you drive."
"God I love my work."
"Well, it's about time!" D'Artagnan
"Come, D'Artagnan, we're saving the king!" Porthos
"The Cardinal, we have to hurry!" D'Artagnan
"You two have a date?" Porthos
"No, he's conspiring against the king." D'Artagnan
"Tell us something we don't know." Aramis
"Porthos, the Brandy." Athos
"Ooo, what a waste." Porthos
"I came to join the Kings Musketeers." D'Artagnan
"Bad timing." The Cardinal
"See you in Calias." Aramis
"Or Hell!" Athos
"Only a fool would try to arrest us twice in one day." Athos
"You're under arrest." Guard
"A fool." Porthos/Aramis
"Oh don't be rediculas of course we intend to resist just give us a moment alright! Five of them three of us, hardly seems fair." Porthos
"Maybe we sould give them a chance to surrender." Aramis
nicely done!! i see you love this movie as much as i:)
"I've SEEN things you people wouldn't believe...."
Thank you.
Has been and always will be one of my favorites. That and it's sort of sequel The Man in the Iron Mask.
D'Artagnan: Let's drink to love.
Athos: To love. Let me tell you a story about love, D'Artagnan. I knew a young man once, a Count, who feared he would never fall in love. One day, he met a woman. This woman was more than beautiful. She was intoxicating, mysterious, everything he'd ever dreamed of. He felt his heart would burst if he couldn't have her.
D'Artagnan: What happened?
Athos: The poor idiot married her
Maggots, maggots Michael your eating maggots. How do they taste?
I do believe you have that backwards. The Man in the Iron Mask is a sequel to The Three Musketeers.
If you look at the characters, the King Louis they are defending in The Man In The Iron Mask is the "son" of this Louis and Queen Anne. Not to mention, the Musketeers are much older in the second movie.
Anyway I didn't mean to split hairs, just getting things straight.
One of my Favorite Athos Quotes that was not listed yer that I could see is...
"Rochefort? Isn't that a smelly kind of a cheese?"
And you are correct. Between Oliver Platt and Tim Curry, they had all the best lines.
That's what I said... I love Three Musketeers and it's sequal The Man in the Iron Mask. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that they're older and the characters have changed...D'Artangan being the Captian is a big clue as to which one I'm watching.
"Headache, dry mouth, the irresistable urge to run on a small wheel."
OOps Duh my bad. I misread the original post...apparently didn't see the "sort of" part. So sorry!
sharePorthos: Little pimple....
That alone is hilarious.
Roman Polanski: The original five foot pole you don't want to touch anyone with.