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I suppose they could've just left her there. Give those old Japanese dudes something nice to look at, at least.

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Its mikey we're talking about here....

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"I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"

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"What were you expecting, the Addams Family?" Which makes...let's see...zero sense.

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"Star Trek time"

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'What were you expecting, the Addams Family?'

Addams Family Values was being released about 6 months after this movie and both TMNT 3 and Addams Family were productions of Paramount.. TMNT 3 was a golden harvest production (works in part of Paramount) i guess it was an ironic plug for Addams family Values, which in turn was marketed to death to ensure profit. I guess not only was it an inside joke for film industry folk but also for an audience whom were looking forward to seeing the sequal. Addams Family Values cost twice as much as TMNT 3 (40+million) so this was important for them to get Addams Family back into peoples consciousness's.

Watching it today i can understand why people don't get it. The movie as a whole though was pretty rubbish.

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That's exactly what I felt about that line, jimjamjames. Now, I saw this movie in theaters (both this and Addams Family Values) and I didn't think it was so bad.

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I'm going to have to go with the Addams family one. I thought it was lame back then and I think it's even lamer right now just thinking about it.

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Donatello: Oh man, i think i just swallowed a frog! I hope its not an ancestor.....

cuz, you know...they're turtles and all...

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anything splinter says in this.

but the diologue in 2 was worse imo. it just had a better story to support it.

For when you feel protected
I'll make you regret it....

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"Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"

For every animal you don't eat:
I'll eat three:

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AVGN hits all the corniest moments in his TMNT3 review:

http://screwattack.com/archive/AVGN/TMNT3movie2.html

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oh come ON, guys! we all love the ones AVGN came up with, of course...but surely we can think of OTHER ONES on our own!!

one i can think of was when april asked one of the turtles (i think michaelangelo): "what's splinter doing?" and he answered: "i don't know, uh...rat stuff?".

it was SO BAD i cracked up laughing at it!!!!

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I forget the line because it was so awful, but April said to Warlord like "Stop the macho stuff." or something absurd. I was like, you gotta be kidding me. Paige Turco, in this anyway, is pretty awful.

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My favorite is:

"Whoa! Leg-o-rama!"

That's not even an attempt at a joke. Adding o-rama to something doesn't make it funny. I will say, however, that this is one of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time.

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"He's like... your Bo, huh?" - Mikey

This just in: you're an idiot.
Joey

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That line about Donnie swallowing an ancestor...the idiot isn't a frog.

turtles are reptiles..

Buslady
Raphael is my Co-Pilot
Hellboy is my Navigator

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legoramama...shwingggg!!


That line gave me douche chills, it was so bad.


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"Boy do I hate spinach" - That's the first thing that comes across my mind when I fall in a swamp, too.

"Bungie jumping without a bungie" - Urrrghhh!!!

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'help! i'm a turtle and i can't get up'!

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