Everyone who loves this movie has a favorite pun. Anyonew who thought this movie was hysterical, post your favorite Quote here.
To start things off, mine is:
Ro May: "Johnny, are you alright!?"
Johnny: "Yeah. Hey, I found Waldo!!!!"
Zatch: "Really!?"
Johnny: "Psych!!!"
Motosurf!Motosurf!Motosurf!
But why is the rum gone?
"no van halen until I've had my cofee"
shareKwansu dude!!!
share"Money can't buy knives."
Hikari. In the presence of light there can be no darkness.
Defenitly the "I found Waldo" part
shareAdam: you know what they say, "chick's got a veil, dude better bail!"
Johnny: yeah, "if they cover her face, pick up the pace."
Iggy: "if she's afraid to show it, she's..probably not..very attractive."
LMFAO
Iggy: I'll be there in a minute, I just gotta wax the old "Man to wave friction reducing vehicle".
Iggy: ...Surfboard!
or
Adam: some people believe spain is..........here, but others think spain may be...there
or
Iggy: On the third day of our expedition we came across a large rubber plant, but unfortunately we cannot cut it down. For as we know, money can't buy knives. I went into a store one time and I said, "Here's a hundred thousand dollars, can I buy a knife?" And he said, "NO! Money can't buy knives."
or the dynamite part
or when Johnny beats up Zatch, going "I don't want to hurt you" or something.
"I happen to have no dress in my cabin."
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
My older sister and I always liked the part when they go into the Imperial Palace resturant and are introduced to Gumby.
Zatch: His name is Gumby
Johnny: Gumby, as in Poky friend?
Iggy: How's it hangin Gumby?
We would go around saying, How's it hangin Gumby, all the time.
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"When Zatch is taking on Chi's men in the restaurant towards the beginning of the movie and he starts using the skateboard: "AHHHH SKATEBOARDAAAAHHHHH!!!"
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LMAO! Love that part! I thought i was the only one who noticed him saying that line!
Iggy talking to Zach when he brings out light and cigarettes: maybe u should get the patch, Iggy then looks at the camrera and says look who i'm talking to.
shareJonny: What's tall, dark, wears a patch, and always seems to be on my butt?
Zatch: Do you see how easily I could have killed you if I was Colonel Chi?
Adam: Oh, that's a challenge. I'M 11 YEARS OLD. Why don't you just give yourself a big pat on the back?
That wasn't true, about your mum...
|Shaun of the Dead|
Chi: "I'm Wet! I'm Wet! I'm Wet! I'm I'm Okay"
share*after johnny slices a Z in Zatch's shirt*
asian girl "wow, Johnny is amazing!"
iggy- "i know, he could get a job as a sushi chef anywhere"
Never mess with Zorro.
shareJohnny: How did you get out of those hand cuffs?
Lt. Spence: I had a key.
Johnny: Where, we searched you?
Lt. Spence: I swallowed it last Tuesday.
Adam: How'd you know you were gonna need it?
Lt. Spence: I swallow it every Tuesday.
or even better:
Iggy: Don't make me come out there and beat you with a leg of mine that no longer works, 'cause I'll do it! No you get in here and clean up your bloody rooms 'cause I know best because I'm 37!
XD Simply classic...
Adam: "There's no grey area for you, is there? I mean...the glass is either half-full...or we're dead!"
Adam: Whoooa! How'd he do that?
Iggy: Like this...'They have taken him.'
Every sceen with that big dude rolling down the flight of stairs (idk, it was probably a 1000 steps, lol). It was so phony, but funny as hell too. Everytime he make it back up the stairs, someone kicks him back down, lol.
and at the very end of the movie,Ernie Reyes Jr. said to the big dude as he made it back up. "Newsflash, your side lost." and the big dude just sat down and rolled himself back down the stairs, lol.
Almost every line from rob schnieder is hilarious. This is one of his funniest works I think he makes the movie.
shareWhat if I lose this power? Oh my God! I just said, "What if I lose this power!" I had it and then I lost it! Maybe if....
And then he rambles and I can't remember anything else. hahaha... yeah, everything Rob Schneider said was freaking hilarious!
OH wait! I just remember the one that made me think of this movie and look it up on imdb:
I just want you to know, I felt really safe in your arms. And I've never said that to a MAN before.
=) hahahahha good stuff
"potusan"
"ew! portusan??"
any time I pass a portasan I think of that line and crack up!
and with the two surfer dudes wander up to the restaurant after the battle b/t Zatch and the Ninjas and say:
"hello, I know you're open!"
"Dude, I know the food's good cause ya know, cops" for some reason that one always cracked me up too and I still use it occassionally
Iggy: Does anyone have a lighter
Zatch: (Pulls out lighter and cigarettes) here.
Iggy: Cigarettes?
Zatch: Yeah yeah i Know I should quit.
Iggy: Maybe you should get the patch.
Iggy: (to camera) Look who i'm telling.
iggy to zatch-
"now its gonna get really dangerous so i want you to keep one eye on my friends and one eye on..... just do the best you can"
Every line in this movie is funny! I can't pick just any one. I watched the movie last night and I was crackin up so badly. This is one of the best corny movies ever!
sharegoin on just the qoutes that are listed as memorable qoutes on this site for the most part the ones that i thought were the funniest of those were already said but well although someone said all of robs lines were good i thought this one was good maybe not as good as his other lines but it was not mentioned so ill say it since other ones i would have said first have been said
Iggy: [Walking across a hill] Woah, this trail is massively narrow. What if somebody fell?
[Lt. Spence and Adam suddenly fall down the hill]
Iggy: What if I said "I'm sorry"!
and this one isnt all that funny but i like it anyways
Mac: Crazy, is that it, you just wanna drive me crazy, is that it?
Adam: No Dad, we just wanna DRIVE... but the MAN wont LET us.
as far as ones that arent listed on this site well some people said the ones i could think of off the top of my head for more ill have to go watch the movie again sometime and write them down
except one thing i love that i remember is the whole thing with leslie nielsen running to answer the phone and his answering machine says leave a message and dont hang up then he gets to the phone and the person hung up ill get the exact answering machine qoute later
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"eat squid poncho"
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