does anyone know of a good quote page or quote board with good/lots of surf ninjas' quotes? if you do, please leave a messge on here and let me know!
gdm
Adam: You know what they say: "Chick with a veil, dude better bail."
Iggy: "You should try the patch. (to camera) Look who I'm talking to people"
-A wise guy's always right even when he's wrong, he's right.
"Brothers don't surf"
[The Swallow my Key every Tuesday skit!]
"Many people think Spain is..Here?...They too are wrong...Could it be Here? Here? [red-hair kid with glasses laughs]"
"I'm yourr Uncle Iggy!.. Don't make me beat you over me leg that no longer works, cuz I'll do it!"
"..They have taken him"
"What if I lose this power?..D' I had it but I lost it!"
"Moto Surf! -Moto Surf! -Moto Surrff!"
Keep this board alive! ..Pass it on
"KWANTZU! Wow. These people love this word. It must mean... free beer or something."
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sweet see if he can pull you an autograph
How about this one, when Johnny was going nuts with the swords in the cave and the girl was like, "wow" and Rob Schneider says "ya you can get a job as a sushi chef no problem!"
Classic one!
"Brothers don't surf"
[The Swallow my Key every Tuesday skit!]
"I'm yourr Uncle Iggy!.. Don't make me beat you over me leg that no longer works, cuz I'll do it!"
Ah, my three favorites! Also, of course, "Money can't buy knives," Leslie Neelson on the phone ("Kill him! Hold on, I have another call. Yes? Kill him!"), and Schneider to the eye-patch guy: "I want you to keep on eye on my friends here, and one eye on... just do the best you can." And I just have to add the rest of it: "Brothers don't surf. This get back to the 'hood, ain't none of the homies gonna talk to me."
Sorry I can't remember the names, I haven't seen this movie in a while.
--"The principles of surgery are the same above and below the neck."--
haha yes great stuff
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Four words
"Never mess with Zoro"
haha da best
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Heres an idea: Add more cool Surf Ninja's quotes to the quote page on IMDB.It needs it.
Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God.
hmmmmmmm pooommmm hmmmmmmm ba ba ba ba baba ram ba ba ba ba baba ram baba ram take my hand baba ram baba ram you got me rocking and a roll rocking and a reeling ba ba ba ba baba ram went to a dance looking for romance saw baba ram and so i thought i'd take a chance ba ba ba ba ba baba ram
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Mack: Hey,hey hey, no Van Halen until I had my cofee!
Johnny: we already had ours
Mack:you cannot spend your whole lives surfing
Adam: way ahead of you dad. that's why we skateboard
"I found Waldo"
sharegoing with before quote
Really?!
Zatch: "Close your eyes and tell me what you see."
Adam: "I see you leading thousands victoriously into battle and becoming a national hero. Oh, my god...you're wearing a dress!"
Zatch: "Really?"
"And for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you." -Stewie
they weren't even listening to Van Halen!
share1. [Johnny screams in a dark room]
Adam: Johnny! You okay?
[Johnny enters the next room, where Adam and Iggy are in]
Johnny: Hey, guys? What's tall, dark, wears a patch, and always seems to be on my butt?
[Zatch enters the room]
Zatch: Do you see how easily I could've killed you, if i was sent by Colonel Chi?
Adam: Oh, that's a big challenge. I'm eleven years old. Why don't you just give yourself a big pat on the back?
2. Adam: Bro?
Johnny: Yeah, what's up?
Adam: I'm feeling kinda... freaked.
Johhny: Freaked. No worries, 'bra. I'm here. Everything's going to be cool. Hey.
[Johnny and Adam have a thumb war and Johnny wins]
Johnny: Ah. 10.
Adam: But, what if what that Zatch guy was saying is true? And it's, like, my destiny to be a prince and a seer and it's your destiny to be a prince and a warrior.
Iggy: And don't forget, I'm the king.
[Iggy is holding Johnny's playboy magazines]
Iggy: Hey, seriously, your dad won't miss these magazines. There's a whole stack of them underneath the bed.
Johhny: Iggy, you can't be the king of Patusan. You're not Asian.
Iggy: Oh, yeah? I got two words to say to you. David Carradine, in Kung Fu.
3. Mac: So, how was school today, guys?
Adam: They tried to make me find Spain.
Johnny: They tried to make me find Spain, once. I said, "It could be anywhere."
Adam: Hey, so did I.
4. Zatch: Listen to me. Search your memories, your highnesses. What do you remember of life, before you came to America?
Adam: What do you mean, "before"? We were born here. [to Johnny] Weren't we?
Zatch: Your brother was too young to remember. But, you must remember something of Patusan.
Adam: Porta-san? Ah, you mean those toilets at construction sites? Ew, I'd give up the throne.
Zatch: No, not porta-san. Patusan.
5. Johnny: Oh. I need a homework alibi. Maybe I can tell them that I was hammered by the fact I found out I was adopted, last night.
Iggy: You were adopted last night? Why didn't your dad adopt you when you were a baby?
Johnny: Iggy, we were adopted when we were babies.
Iggy: What if I was adopted and my father was a really rich king and stuff?
Adam: [sarcastic] Oh yeah. Kings are always giving their kids up for adoption.
Iggy: Hey, if my dad was king... man. Ah, I wouldn't have to worry about my homework anymore. I'd definitely be out of the eleventh grade. And if Lisa Caine wouldn't go out with me...
[Iggy snaps his fingers]
Iggy: In the dungeon, just like that. Oh, I love that. That would be the greatest. Oh.
6. Zatch: They have taken him.
Johnny: Who took him?
Zatch: The same ones who want you dead, your highnesses.
Johnny: Why do you keep calling us that?
Zatch: Because you are crown princes and your father was a king.
Iggy: Whoa. Unreal. Remember what I said before, "What if my father was a king?" This is completely insane. I'm a crown prince.
Zatch: Not you. They are crown princes and their father was a king.
Johnny: And you are a maniac. And your father was a maniac. And his-
Adam: And his father was a maniac. And his father was a maniac.
Johnny: Adam, don't help me. (to Zatch) You get the point.
Adam: And the guy his father bought his house from is a maniac.
Johnny: Adam.
7. Zatch: To Colonel Chi, you are the living threat to his rule. To me, you are the living prophecy who will free our county.
Adam: Don't you have to drive to do that? Man, I really want to drive.
Johnny: Listen, we don't want to free anything, Tonto. We want our dad back. That's all.
Zatch: Mac is inconsequential. The rebellion is what counts now. You must return with me to Patusan.
Johnny: Hey! Our dad is not inconsequential. You, your prophecy, your rebellion, that's inconsequential.
Zatch: You have no sense of duty or honor.
Adam: (imitating Zatch) : You have no sense of humor, okay?
Johnny: Listen up, amigo. We're going to the cops. Comprende? Later on.
Zatch: I don't have to convince you. It's your destiny. 'It' has chosen you.
8. Johnny: What's up?
Adam: What's up? Hey, did you slide down the mountain?
Johnny: Yeah.
Adam: Wasn't it stylin'?
Johnny: Fully.
9. Zatch: Welcome to Little Patusan, where our people escaped Chi's reign of terror and settled in Los Angeles. Come. We'll go to the Imperial Palace, the best Patusani food in L.A. Your highnesses will be safe here. You'll find subjects love you and are loyal to you.
Adam: Great. We're the princes of take-out.
10. Colonel Chi: The boys are alive. I can feel it. I want them dead.
Freddy Krueger: Come here. Come here, my little piggy. I got some gingerbread for ya.
"some people say spain is.............here"
shareSeriously, if you don't want chives, I won't put them in.
shareHe's right dad: breakfast, homework, fight.
*BURP* Anchovy omelet!
I just wanted to tell you I felt really safe in your arms, and I've never said that to a man before.
I love you, Dad.
I love you, too, son.
Sike!
"This must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays"
Johnny, you ok?
Yeah...hey, I found Waldo!
Really?
SYKE!
zatch-this is gumbay
Johnny-Gumbay as in pokays friend
iggy- Technically he would be your gumby-in-law
sufer dude- we wern't motorsurfing
cop-oh yeah whats this
johnny-never mess with zoro
Adam-dad you remember the guy
Adam: [after leaving the raid at their house] So... when can we go back home?
Zatch: Your home is Patusan.
Johnny: No! Our home, was that house, back on Ocean Park.
Iggy: Whoa, guys I don't think you really wanna go back there, I mean our buddy Long John Silver here left the GAS running in the OVEN back there, really great man, I mean, what if the house blows u...
[a big Explosion happens in the background]
Iggy: ... WHOA!
Adam: [whispering] Our home!
Johnny: [whispering] He... blew up our home!
Zatch: [Upset about it also] I had no choice, and now you have no choice but to come with me, it's your Destiny.
Johnny: [Starts attacking Zatch] You had no choice? Your INSANE!
Adam: [Helping Johnny] Get your rotton hands off my Brother!
Zatch: Stay calm your highnesses, you must know that there is no turning back!
Iggy: [after everybody calms down... including him] I can't... believe... that I just DID that, I am Responsible for the Destruction of my best friends personal property!
Johnny: What are you talking about Iggy, you didn't do anything.
Iggy: I did too! Something happened, I don't know what it is, but now every time I say WHAT IF about something it comes true, and back there I said; what if the the house blows up, and it blew up!
[Exited about his fictional powers]
Iggy: Wow, I have this tremendous responsibility! What if I lose this power?
[Realization hits]
Iggy: Oh no, I just what if I lose this power! Damn it, I had it, then I lost it!
Zatch: [Annoyed by Iggy] But what of THIS one, the Commonor?
Adam: Why don't you just blow HIM up!
Mac: [Johnny and Mac are in shock for a moment as the camera angle focuses on a hand holding a kitchen knife] I'de put that knife down if I were you!
[the camera reveals the person as Iggy]
Iggy: Seriously, if you don't want chives, I wont put em in.
Johnny: Well, I want chives bro.
Mac: Iggy, you're here every day, and every night, dont your parents wonder where you've been?
Iggy: Mr. Mcquinn, my parents happen to be locked up in a Biodome in Arizona, Pimento?
Mac: Huh?
Iggy: ...It's like a little tomato, Biodome, lots of plants n animals, no one's allowed anywhere around them. look, it would be hard for me to explain it to a layman like yourself.
Mac: Iggy, you know what you need is a professional listner.
Johnny: He visits the School shrink every day.
Mac: Not helpin, and dont your parents ever feed ya, and dont they ever provide you with enough clothing besides MY BOXER SHORTS!
Iggy: [Looks down at his waist with shock] These are yours?
Mac: YES!
Adam: What if what that Zatch guy was saying was true, I mean the thing about your Destiny to be a Prince, and mine to be a seeker...
[Iggy interupts from behind the couch holding a Playboy Magazine]
Iggy: ...and don't forget, I'm the King, seriously, you guys couldn't of missed these Magazines, there is almost a whole stack of em under...
Johnny: Iggy, you can't be the King of Patusan.
[Iggy looks at him with pause]
Johnny: ... you're not Asian.
Iggy: Hey, two words for you; David Carradine, and Kung Fu.
Adam: [Adam and Johnny both stand in slight shock for a moment as Zatch aproaches] Ummm Dad, remember the guy you said that would come if we didn't eat our vegetables, he's here!
Johnny: No, that's not the Boogieman, it's a homicidal killer.
Mac: [whispers] Zatch!
Adam: I see you leading thousands victoriously into battle.
Zatch: Really?
Adam: What's this? You're wearing a dress!
Zatch: What's this?
Adam: Psych!