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Father was the funniest - he should have had an encore


I think the scenes with the father were far and away the funniest parts of the movie. So much so, that the ending should have been changed a bit to give the dad some more screen time.

So: at the end, right after Charlie has said his poem at the cafe to Harriet and goes to sit down, the dad arrives and gets up to the microphone, tells everyone to "shut it" and then proceeds to read off a poem about his other son's unusually large cranium.

Heeeead!
Heeeead!
Oh what a
Big
Head you've
Got!

Only THEN, do you go to credits.

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heeeaad paper now!!
It's like an orange on a toothpick
He'll be cryin himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow. LOL the greatest parts were the ones with the dad.

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he was great. he should perhaps have his own spinoff movie :). Or a sequel to this movie (not sure how they could do that, but maybe)

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I agree, the father makes the movie! Who plays him?!?!

I hate... so much about the things that you choose to be.

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They should have released a book of Stuart Mackenzie's paranoid ramblings.


Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentavirate?

Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and*

Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?

Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!



He's a sailor,he's in New York.We get this guy laid we won't have any trouble

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" He's just p*ssed!. We have a piper down. I repeat a piper is down " . Lol !.I love the way he says that !. It's hilarious the way he sings " do you think i'm sexy ? " too. Lol here's a link to a clip of that scene, and the scene where Charlie goes to visit his dad and mum http://youtu.be/zCrT96QJBfQ

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Um, they did; go watch the third Austin Powers movie and pay attention to Fat Bastard.




I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

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Pretty sure Mike Meyers played the father.













Get busy livin..... or die tryin - Morgan Freeman, "The Shawshank Redemption"

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...and the Shrek movies.

By Grabthar's Hammer...what a savings.

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Charlie! Ya okay in there, you didn't fall in? And Charlie, light a match!

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