Only penis gore I've seen was that brief bit in Mountain of the Cannibal God. Whilst that didn't bother me in the slightest, the nail thing in this has me both scared and extremely curious.
We are a sick lot, fans of these films.
i can guarantee that it will wake you up from the slumber that this movie induces. it's briefly shocking, and kind of makes your teeth gnash and testicles shrivel, but it's not really scarring...
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For the record this scene is real, it isn't FX.
"I'm sorry we're fresh out of that, all we have is ...UNTIMELY DEATH!" - Stewie Griffin.
Ahhh, we meet again, Seps. Actually the reason I came to this board was the reference you made in the other thread on the Mordum board, regarding the nail & the, uh....tool. Before you mentioned that I had no idea regarding realism. So ok, spill it, tell me what ya know. You know me & my proclivity for the gorey details :D
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According to the commentary by director Jörg Buttgereit they used a "stunt penis" for the scene. They called in some shock-performer guy who apparently hammers nails into his penis every other weekend. Crazy huh?
We have a few people here in NZ that perform a similar act, which involves nailing ones genitals to a crucifix, dousing them in lighter fluid and setting them alight. Some kind of bar-trick apparently, and I thought my "tequila-stuntman" was crazy.
"I'm sorry we're fresh out of that, all we have is ...UNTIMELY DEATH!" - Stewie Griffin.
A "stunt penis"? lmfao! Doesn't suprise me, ever see any footage of the "Jim Rose Circus Sideshow"? God, would you ever love that, Seps. There is a feature performer called "The Amazing Mr. Lifto" and he sounds exactly like those folks under there in NZ.
Except he can lift things with it, hence the name, "Lifto". Yes, lift. And yes...with "it". Impressive.
So, in NZ, they nail it, douse it, & set it ablaze. Gives a whole new meaning to Jerry Lee Lewis's "Great Balls of Fire".
Now, about this "Tequila-Stuntman", you know I have to ask. C'mon, fess up!
A "stunt penis"? lmfao! Doesn't suprise me, ever see any footage of the "Jim Rose Circus Sideshow"? God, would you ever love that, Seps. There is a feature performer called "The Amazing Mr. Lifto" and he sounds exactly like those folks under there in NZ. Except he can lift things with it, hence the name, "Lifto". Yes, lift. And yes...with "it". Impressive.
Actually I'm pretty sure the Jim Rose Circus has been to NZ on numerous occasions, I've seen them on TV. Mr Lifto does ring a few bells to :) haha.
So, in NZ, they nail it, douse it, & set it ablaze. Gives a whole new meaning to Jerry Lee Lewis's "Great Balls of Fire".
Lol!
Now, about this "Tequila-Stuntman", you know I have to ask. C'mon, fess up!
Well, instead of licking the salt doing a shot and eating the lemon the stuntman is basically just snorting a line of salt, squeezing the lemon in your eyeball then doing a shot. Mildly painful but it entertains people :)
Aka tequila suicide (with "emo" razor variation).
"I'm sorry we're fresh out of that, all we have is ...UNTIMELY DEATH!" - Stewie Griffin.
Dude! Ok, the mere thought of really snorting salt & lemon in the eye makes me flinch, yet these films don't, lol. (I'll bet the critics of such films, the ones who pass judgement about the gorehounds will have a field day with that.) I just love it when they jump up on their moral high horse, analyze us & have no clue about how revealing that is about themselves. Always brings a smile.
Have you actually performed the tequila stuntman? If so...man, I'm all about entertaining people, but dude, learn to juggle or something! (And not chainsaws) Entertaining others shouldn't be painful to yourself, others, yes of course, but not yourself. Just put a lampshade on your head, sing along and dance on the bar to KC & the Sunshine Band's "Get down tonight" after huffing helium whilst wearing only a few pieces of strategically placed duct tape & a smile, like I do.
Ya know, good clean fun.
Dude! Ok, the mere thought of really snorting salt & lemon in the eye makes me flinch, yet these films don't, lol.
Yeah whats up with that?!? Haha.
(I'll bet the critics of such films, the ones who pass judgement about the gorehounds will have a field day with that.) I just love it when they jump up on their moral high horse, analyze us & have no clue about how revealing that is about themselves. Always brings a smile.
Absolutely, always amuses me when people can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality.
Have you actually performed the tequila stuntman? If so...man, I'm all about entertaining people, but dude, learn to juggle or something! (And not chainsaws) Entertaining others shouldn't be painful to yourself, others, yes of course, but not yourself.
Yeah I've been doing it for years, every other weekend :) Although I drink a bottle of tequila most weekends so depends if there is fresh meat around to show it to or not. It really freaks people out, which I enjoy greatly :)
Just put a lampshade on your head, sing along and dance on the bar to KC & the Sunshine Band's "Get down tonight" after huffing helium whilst wearing only a few pieces of strategically placed duct tape & a smile, like I do.
Hahahaha! Funny stuff. Got pics? Share the love.
Ya know, good clean fun.
Can't say I'm a fan of clean fun :)
"I'm sorry we're fresh out of that, all we have is ...UNTIMELY DEATH!" - Stewie Griffin.
LOL! "The Amazing Mr. Lifto" has Bar on 6th Street here in Austin, TX. called Casino El Camino. It has some of the best Burgers in town. Google it! The bar is dark, seedy, dungeonlike and plays movies like this on the TV's in there.
WHO DAT!
So you're telling me there are two guys out their in Germany with the world's smallest twin dicks? Or was the actor playing Schramm's real penis never shown? I forget.
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You seem to have a fascination with penis Biscuit, what gives?
Yeah it was a stunt-dick, the dude is never shown.
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maybe the size explains the urge to hammer nails into it?..I´d be frustrated too..
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Yeah, I was guessing it was real. It didn't shock me as much as it should, and I'll tell you why... I was hanging out at some dude's house that my ex brought me to, and he puts on a tape of this backwoods lookin dude who does exactly what the guy in Schramm does. Creepiest ****ing thing I've ever seen...
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steve-o did the tequila stuntman on an episode of blind date:)
I do the tequila stuntman every other weekend, it's great.
Although I saw Steve-o do a kickass double stuntman with two half lemons on some show with Tom Green recently (it's on youtube).
"I don't want to hurt you, I just want to kill you" - Experiment in homicide.
Yeah, I was guessing it was real. It didn't shock me as much as it should, and I'll tell you why... I was hanging out at some dude's house that my ex brought me to, and he puts on a tape of this backwoods lookin dude who does exactly what the guy in Schramm does. Creepiest ****ing thing I've ever seen...
Sick! Why would he just randomly show people something like that?!?
"I don't want to hurt you, I just want to kill you" - Experiment in homicide.
This thread reminds me of Orgazmo.
"Stunt cock...STUNT COCK!!!"
I think the guy was involved in the BDSM and modern "freakshow" (fire breathing, suspension, extreme surface piercings etc.) scenes. Tape was still pretty Texas Chainsaw Massacre looking though, creepy as *beep*!
shareHave you ever seen 'Sick: The Life & Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist?' He does the nail through the weenie thing and much more. No stunt wang either, it's all Bob.
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shareCheck out Cannibal Ferox, aka Make Them Die Slowly. THAT is the worst, most graphic penis torture/mutilation/dismemberment/cannibalization put on film.
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It's pretty obviously fake-looking. The special effects in this movie are pretty good, but none are so good that you'd mistake them for the real thing. So, no, I don't think it'll bother you too much. It looks kind of like somebody nailing an eggroll to a board. :)
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