Favorite line


"I take it back son, you're not in trouble. You're dead where you stand!"

Kills me every time!

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"OHH yeah the Great Bambino... of course. I thought you said the Great Bambi"

"Big Chief... THE BEST!!"

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"C'MON BENNY, MY CLOTHES ARE GOING OUT OF STYLE!"
or
"FOREVURRR, FOREVUURRR"

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Ham trash talking during the game with the Tigers.

Ham: Is that your sister out in left field naked? She's naked.
Phillips: Shut up, Porter!
Ham: Just trying to make a little friendly conversation. Think she'll go out with me?

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I still use this one regularly: https://youtu.be/g8fvWr7ZGKQ?t=2

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Gotta be “you’re killing me Smalls”

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"You play ball like a girl!"

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