Definately Pearl's finest moment...
"It's getting chilly in here, would you turn down your guy?"
And also...
"My son! (Who looks like my daughter!)"
I dont speak that computer language, what does MST3K means and why is that in EVERY review I read lately ?
"watch the MST3k it is waaaay better"
"well the MST3K is MUCH better"
etc..
what does it mean ???
Type "Mystery Science Theater 3000" (without quotes) in the search bar and learn about the wonders of this TV show. To give you the short version, it is a show where they have two robots and a human make fun of bad movies.
shareYou are looking up MST3K movies without ever having heard of MST3K? Wow, you have absolutely crappy taste in movies. :)
shareI don't quite know if these are the exact quotes, but here it goes.
Leonardo: "I come from a small town called Vinci"
[Mike and the Bots Groan]
...
Wamthool: [in the loud obnoxious nasal voice] "WHAT?????"
Mike: [chuckles] "Are they even in the same movie?"
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tom servo: "if i lit your head on fire would that jog ur memory"
croow: "and food in my beard"
peral: "let me try, get bent...no i geuss i cant"
mike: "damn, now i have to tell him about the bodys"
calvin mccarthy,
age 14
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"Mom bought me this for trick and treat."
"Well if JumpJugs wants to see the Wurl I guess he can"
"Unless I'm mistaken I'm fairly sure that one guy IS COMING!!!"
When Leonardo and Tee are leaving the tree village, after finding out Thena is a princess after being a hooker. Leonard kisses Thena.
"How much do I owe ya?"
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1. When Tee's mouth opens when his mother is killed and Tom Servo sings "OOOOO-Oklahoma when the wind comes sweeping down the plain..."
2. When Leonardo says "What are you doing Tee?" then Servo says "Obeying Prince Jump Jugs!"
3. Mike -"So the Ewoks grew up and became big stupid men?"
4. "I'm coming!" Mike -"Cheech Marin?"
5. Crow- "Snipes, Stalone, your table is ready. Little scrawny blonde kid..."
6. When Baydool is dying, Mike -"Aren't you glad I got you out of prison?"
7. "My son...who looks like my daughter."
8. "Pirates...Sultans? Attack!" (Ambiguous period costumes worn by extras in the background during the prison break scene)
Tom: "See, already I have a problem with this movie. Redge."
"Only 60% of all the prisoners break out overnight."
"Ewww! Wizard wizz!"
"The Sir Thomas Neville Servo Consort of the Middle Ages Just After the Plague Singers."
"I sing of the glorious Delta Knights, they live in Europe somewhere! With Archimedes they eat their Wheaties and look pretty good in fake hair!"
"Yeah, I plan on being Leonardo da Cancun for a couple of weeks this spring."
"We're from the William Morris Agency! We heard about the kid who dances!"
"Last week on 'Knights'."
"Good news everyone! Only 20% of the village died from the plague last night!"
"That night Leonardo spiraled into a spaghetti and Chianti haze."
"How did she get a restraining order put on me so fast?"
"Um, sir, are we Vikings? Saxons? Can we decide on that please?"
"I didn't know they had Ethan Hawkes back then."
"I guess that yarn mail doesn't work as well as they hoped."
(From the 4 Servo's choir)
"They don't get historical facts just right..."